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September 19 at 4:00PM

Is Sarah Palin Toast?

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

If you enjoy the convergence of breakfast foods and current events, and if your life savings haven't been completely wiped out, you'll want to click over to eBay and bid on a piece of toast with Sarah Palin's face on it. Act fast – the auction closes tomorrow, and bids are up to $12,100!

Of course, I have to wonder if this whole thing is a big hoax. How do we know it's not just a piece of toast with Tina Fey's face on it?

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  1. I can understand Barack being Jesus and all, but there ain't know way Palin's the Virgin Mary on the toast. Maybe the other Mary. The one who partied or whatever.

    by Cube September 21st at 6:07PM
  2. Sarah Palin is not toast. Sarah Palin is pablum regurgitated from the mouth of an old man blinded by an antiquated vision. Oh, and a hot little milf as well.

    by Harry Bush, Jr. aka M. Fleming September 21st at 7:29PM
  3. I think I saw some non-perishable good on the news with an imprint of Curly on it. Ergot, Curly is a deity and The Three Stooges a religion.

    by Cube September 21st at 7:49PM
  4. This explain everything! Bristol didn't have premarital sex, it's the virgin birth! Palin is the grandma of the second coming of Jesus Christ! and abstinence-only education works!

    aren't they humble by trying to cover up this miracle with a scandal?

    by iowagradstudent September 21st at 7:49PM
  5. If Bristol is the revamped Virgin-Mary, this proves Obama is the Antichrist. Us bloggerers are way smarter than S&M.

    by Cube September 21st at 8:25PM
  6. by reddemon72 September 22nd at 12:53AM
  7. i'm wondering if palin is the right women for the job ?

    by reddemon72 September 22nd at 12:56AM
  8. when will she answer questions with an original thought related to the topic being discussed?

    by jeremy September 22nd at 3:03AM
  9. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180296201815

    The REAL Sarah Palin Toast

    by SP October 5th at 10:44PM
  10. White bread.

    by obamagramma October 6th at 2:37AM
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