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September 23 at 2:18PM

Ron Paul Endorses Unknown Man from Unknown Party

POSTED BY: G. Xavier Robillard

Iconoclast and former GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul has made a huge announcement, and plans to change the upcoming election with his endorsement of some guy named Chuck Baldwin who is from something called the Constitution Party…

In a letter to supporters, Paul wrote, "I'm supporting Chuck Baldwin, the Constitution Party candidate."

Paul went on to say, "There is no real choice between the two major parties and their nominees, only the rhetoric varies. The amazingly long campaign is designed to make sure the real issues are ignored."

Baldwin is that one-two punch combination of Pundit and Pastor — his evangelical church is in Pensacola Florida. His party believes in abolishing the UN, ending the Iraq War, a repeal of income, sales, and inheritance taxes, a "constitutionally limited form of government", as well as of course, immigration reform.

I'm thumbing through my copy of the Constitution right now to find the section that describes that the government must build a giant fucking wall around its borders to keep the brown people out.

The Constitution Party claims that Baldwin's candidacy will put a dent in the "big box" candidates, so look out, Whole Foods Obama And Ikea McCain!

The conventional wisdom suggests that 3rd party candidates don't make much difference in the outcome, but the Constitution Party is at least the fourth or fifth party, so who knows what havoc they might reak?

  1. anonicus,
    I have a game Perfection where you have to fit the pieces and race the clock before the pieces pop. My mom says she has a clock that gongs by the day for you.

    by Little Child September 23rd at 8:56PM
  2. No one even bothers to bring up the scandal Baldwin's been caught up in. You know, the one involving certain people. The party is covertly pink and the commies must be exposed.

    by Disgruntled Constituionalist September 23rd at 9:06PM
  3. I've switched over to the Modern Whig Party!

    http://www.modernwhig.org

    by Vin September 23rd at 11:38PM
  4. What about the Little Twig Party? It's a small branch :) :)

    by Little Child September 24th at 12:32AM
  5. That 'unknown' guy, from an 'unknown' party is on the ballot in enough states to get 270 electoral votes.

    But that 'unknown' guy is not allowed to participate in the presidential debates.

    So much for a diversity of ideas.

    McBama and Ocain are exposing themselves as the puppets that they are.

    McBama and Ocain just care about winning and gaining power, they don't want to debate and hear other peoples opinions.

    by ozzy September 24th at 3:27AM
  6. Apparently the Modern Wig Party is "non-fringe"!

    by glen.h September 24th at 5:04AM
  7. Chuck Baldwin has had a great political radio show for many years, far superior to anything on Clear Channel. Which is censored by "Comedy" Central.
    chuckbaldwinlive.com

    Clear Channel Jews rented 700 billboards telling Mexicans that USA belongs to Mexico. Funny how Comedy Brainwash Central and Jon "Stewart" Liebowitz (non-Semitic fake "Jew") wants Bush & Cheney's cousin Obama to import half-a-billion more illegal aliens to overthrow USA, along with the 50-million illegal laiens already in USA to replace 50-million aborted US citizens.

    What's racist, sexist and treasonous is no mention by the media mafia of Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney and her female VP nominee for the Green Party.
    votetruth08.com

    McKinney has adopted most of Ron Paul's platform, as did Chuck Baldwin. Their platforms are the only way to save USA from total ruin, by nationalizing the private "Federal" Reserve Bank, ending the IRS income tax, and ending the genocidal wars that stop the supply of cheap oil.

    For "Comedy" Central to make fun of that is treason, a crime punishable by death under US Code.

    Ralph Nader is an Arab Semite, who claims to be leading the "3rd Party" race with 8% of the total vote. Nader has adopted much of the platform of McKinney and Baldwin, though I'm not sure he would nationalize the private "Federal" Reserve Bank. I don't trust Nader to close the borders, after picking a VP named Gonzalez.
    votenader.org

    by Pirate News Dor Org September 24th at 6:27PM
  8. Well, it's nice to see the Ron Paul freakshow is still rolling on….

    by glen.h September 25th at 3:56AM
  9. For the record, Baldwin wants a "moratorium" on legal immigration — no immigration, period — until the welfare state is abolished.

    by George Dance September 25th at 11:36PM
  10. Robillard, You must not have an accurate copy of the Constitution. Or perhaps you lied and weren't actually paging through one. Regardless:

    US Constitution, Article 4, Section 4: The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion.

    James Madison: "When we are considering the advantages that may result from an easy mode of naturalization, we ought also to consider the cautions necessary to guard against abuses … aliens might acquire the right of citizenship, and return to the country from which they came, and evade the laws intended to encourage the commerce and industry of the real citizens and inhabitants of America, enjoying at the same time all the advantages of citizens…"

    by bulldog76 February 18th at 5:22PM
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