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POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Mo Rocca is taking a somewhat cynical view of John McCain's stalling tactics…

  1. McCain tells Hannity; "Went to the doctor who said I'm much too constipated to debate, so bottom line, won't be debating much 'cause I'm obviously 'full of crap'".

    by Harry Bush Jr. aka M. Fleming September 25th at 9:53AM
  2. i no it we be very diffcurt for Senator Obama to wine this ele, for hi m as black,i no us will ring the ele, agaist him, promised no war and settlement for the people and play good game you for your people political is game,give freedom to everybody and the key is to come close to god,tell god your problem,god own ur life when god open the door no one will close it do not be afred for god is with u go and wine
    in jesus name amen

    by si senikaobi September 24th at 9:44PM
  3. There's a Navy game and I'm going to my class tailgate. They promised me I could have a ride on Bill.

    by DaveW September 24th at 8:40PM
  4. It's the annual Budweiser employee picnic, I promised Cindy, and well, you know, free beer and munchies!

    by DaveW September 24th at 8:37PM
  5. I have a house settlement that day.

    by DaveW September 24th at 8:35PM
  6. Friday is the day my meds come by UPS and I have to sign for them.

    by DaveW September 24th at 8:34PM
  7. I'm flying out of Ketchikan and you know how damn long that ferry is to Gravina.

    by DaveW September 24th at 8:32PM
  8. I promised Mom I'd play bridge with her, and you know how she can be if you disappoint her.

    by DaveW September 24th at 8:30PM
  9. I think I left the iron on.

    by DaveW September 24th at 8:29PM
  10. "Well Senator Obama accuses me of not being able to use a computer! Well, I'll show him! I'm taking a computer class Friday and I'll show him, I'll be so good at typing, I'll be able to do it without even looking at the keyboard.

    Without getting arthritis in my hands.

    By the way, I'll have to miss the debates.

    BUT ILL SHOW HIM!"

    by Sonam September 24th at 7:53PM

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