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McCain tells Hannity; "Went to the doctor who said I'm much too constipated to debate, so bottom line, won't be debating much 'cause I'm obviously 'full of crap'".
by Harry Bush Jr. aka M. Fleming September 25th at 9:53AM
i no it we be very diffcurt for Senator Obama to wine this ele, for hi m as black,i no us will ring the ele, agaist him, promised no war and settlement for the people and play good game you for your people political is game,give freedom to everybody and the key is to come close to god,tell god your problem,god own ur life when god open the door no one will close it do not be afred for god is with u go and wine
in jesus name amen
"Well Senator Obama accuses me of not being able to use a computer! Well, I'll show him! I'm taking a computer class Friday and I'll show him, I'll be so good at typing, I'll be able to do it without even looking at the keyboard.
McCain tells Hannity; "Went to the doctor who said I'm much too constipated to debate, so bottom line, won't be debating much 'cause I'm obviously 'full of crap'".
i no it we be very diffcurt for Senator Obama to wine this ele, for hi m as black,i no us will ring the ele, agaist him, promised no war and settlement for the people and play good game you for your people political is game,give freedom to everybody and the key is to come close to god,tell god your problem,god own ur life when god open the door no one will close it do not be afred for god is with u go and wine
in jesus name amen
There's a Navy game and I'm going to my class tailgate. They promised me I could have a ride on Bill.
It's the annual Budweiser employee picnic, I promised Cindy, and well, you know, free beer and munchies!
I have a house settlement that day.
Friday is the day my meds come by UPS and I have to sign for them.
I'm flying out of Ketchikan and you know how damn long that ferry is to Gravina.
I promised Mom I'd play bridge with her, and you know how she can be if you disappoint her.
I think I left the iron on.
"Well Senator Obama accuses me of not being able to use a computer! Well, I'll show him! I'm taking a computer class Friday and I'll show him, I'll be so good at typing, I'll be able to do it without even looking at the keyboard.
Without getting arthritis in my hands.
By the way, I'll have to miss the debates.
BUT ILL SHOW HIM!"