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September 24 at 4:39PM

John McCain Asks Barack Obama to Stop Winning

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

This certainly is something. John McCain — who today announced that he will be suspending his campaign until after the economy thing (an issue on which most people agree he sucks) blows over — is nicely asking Barack Obama to do the same.

According to Politico's Ben Smith

[McCain is] also asking Obama to agree to suspend all campaign advertising, my colleague Amie Parnes reports from the campaign bubble.

And my inside sources are telling me that McCain is also asking Obama to stop talking eloquently, being Hopeful and being so many inches taller than McCain until after this whole economic debacle comes to an end in several months.

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