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September 24 at 5:29PM

John McCain: Hope You Don't Have Plans Monday

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Lest you suggest John McCain's attempt to postpone Friday's debate was somehow politically motivated (I know, I don't even like suggesting that it might have been suggested), the campaign has put those suspicions to rest:

McCain advisors say they will do all the debates but the schedule is up in the air.

They also deny that there is a political calculation in this and say without action the country could slide into a Depression by Monday and added "we'll see 12 percent unemployment" if action is not completed.

Stock up on coffee and saltines, you guys! The Depression is coming Monday, and it will be all Barack Obama's fault for refusing to cancel this frivolous debate! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get to the bindle store!

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  1. Eh, I didn't write that comment and some guys name and email address popped up in the required fields when I went to see this coment. So, either the blog is messed up or someone is messed of for using the screen name I used for the Barney Frank article. And, the other Sebastian is entitled to his views and I have destroyed your email address.

    by Sebastian The Ibis September 24th at 6:38PM
  2. Keep jacking your jaws libs…just like you were at 5:00 pm during the last election. Better keep your eyes on the electoral votes. Besides, McCain is going to wipe the floor with Bammy's ass when they do debate. He basically begged the pussy to debate him about 12 times and the yellow belly wouldn't do it.

    by Sebastian The Ibis September 24th at 6:31PM

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