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September 24 at 5:04PM

John McCain Suddenly Finds Senate Work Crucial

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

You know, it makes perfect sense that John McCain would want to suspend his campaign and postpone an important presidential debate to do some real work in the Senate.

Because, you know, he's probably wondering what the Senate floor actually looks like

Some fun facts about John McCain: Of all Senators, John McCain has been the most absent. There have been 643 votes taken in the current Senate session: McCain has missed 412 of them.

McCain has not voted in the Senate since April 8th. Since March, he has missed 109 of the last 110 votes.

He missed votes on the GI Bill, energy policy, and in 2007 he missed "all 15 critical environmental votes in the Senate" — giving him a 2007 rating of 0% from the League of Conservation Voters.

Say what you will about John McCain, but he knows when it's really crucial to put politics aside and act like a patriot.

When your entire campaign is going to shit

[I]n terms of the timing of this move: The only thing that's changed in the last 48 hours is the public polling.

I like the idea of a man who's willing to put everything on hold at 3 p.m.

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  1. Try to accomplish two things at one time? No one can live at that speed. Fuck! Stop bothering me you little whippersnapper, and GET OFF THE LAWN!

    by bearness September 24th at 7:17PM

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