Presidential Debate Viewing Guide

September 25 at 10:43AM

After months of anticipation and some last-minute stalling, tonight is the moment we've all been waiting for: The premiere of Disney's "The Suite Life on Deck!"

And when that's over, stay tuned for the first presidential debate, focusing on foreign policy! Here's a handy chart to prep you for the debate festivities:

	Barack Obama	John McCain
Areas of Weakness	The 2007 Iraq troop surge, the 1916 Verdun troop surge, Confederate trivia.	Differences between Sunnis and Shiites, our enemy Spain, anything that happened after 1982.
Areas of Strength	Brandenburg Gate Rallies, not being a Senator when the Iraq War began, Potent Potables.	The Panama Canal Zone, what it's like to be a POW in Vietnam, intricacies of Fleet Week.
What He Must Do To Declare Victory	Convince the nation that he has the knowledge, judgment, and temperament to be the leader of the Free World.	For starters, he could show up.