September 25 at 2:12PM
Sarah Palin Excites Pakistan's President With Her (Something)
As Sarah Palin has learned recently, many world leaders hail from places outside the United States, and therefore speak Foreign.
But the language of attraction is universally understood, a fact she discovered when she met Asif Ali "Smoove" Zardari, the president of Pakistan…
"I am honored to meet you," Ms. Palin said.
"You are even more gorgeous than you are on the (inaudible)," Mr. Zardari said.
Whoa hey now! On the what, Mr. Zardari? On the Alaskan tundra? On the Bridge to Nowhere? On the hockey rink? On the comfy couch where you ban abortions?
I say this knowing perfectly well some of you dogs have filthy, filthy minds, but whatever. Help me fill in Zardari's blank, in the comments.
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You are even more gorgeous than you are on the cover of this month's issue of Babes in Burkas!
Hm, okay, here is a Mad Lib for the weekend: In tonight's debate, every time John McCain says "my friends," mentally replace that phrase with "droopy drawers."
Invite your mom to play along!
Man, I thought this was a brilliant update of Match Game PM. Give us another Mad Libs for the weekend. I liked it.
That Saget roast and Gilbert thing have had a good influence on me.
"… interview with Katie Couric. That was lovely. Your brilliant responses to her mindless questions were most astute. All was well. Until you took a shit on stage and ate it."
You asked for it Mrs. Phillps-Sandy. I'm emailing this to my Mom.
"… how do you say, the Asif Stains on the cover of my Newsweek."
"… CGI porn I have of you getting fucked by a mule and blowing a pig."
"…cover of the Wasilla, Alaska phone book."
"…than in the NRA calendar that we rec…er,um… confiscated with that last black market arms shipment."
…"than you are on the pictures of you I have tattooed on the inside of my eyelids."
"…masks I make all my concubines wear."
"…life-sized gold statue I had commissioned to sit next to me in my palace…yes, I'm very lonely."