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September 25 at 2:45PM

Sarah Palin on Russia: It Gets Worse

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Oh! Here's why living in the proximity of Russia means anything at all concerning foreign policy experience…

And so eloquently put.

What exactly does this remind me of?

That's it!

Update: Turns out I'm not the genius I thought I was. Only about 700 billion other people made the comparison before me.

  1. What is it like back at McCain headquarters every evening? Do they watch this stuff and high five each other? Or do the lower desk drawers get opened stealthily so everyone can sneak a few shots of Stoli?

    by DaveW September 25th at 10:48PM
  2. I um think that this ahh stupid uuummm cunt .. ah being considered , ahhhh , as our vice President, is um … a little scary !~

    by whillop September 26th at 4:58AM
  3. Well now we know why McCain is running around in circles to avoid the debates.

    by obamagramma September 26th at 5:57AM
  4. Right, because all of you have never been nervous or stumbled on your words before.

    She's new at this, she's not used to being in the spotlight. It takes time to supress the anxiety one must feel when speaking in front of a national audience. I'd like to see all you get on TV and not slip up on your words.

    by Ashley D September 26th at 1:33PM
  5. To Ashley D., most of us aren't running for the second highest position in the U.S. government! I would think if one is ready to do that, they should be able to do a simple television interview.

    by Britt W September 26th at 2:39PM
  6. What an idiot!

    by MCPETE September 27th at 1:24PM
  7. It was sooooo good to see Palin. She was a fresh breeze. After all this time, I've learned more about her, it's just humiliating for me as a female gender to see our next "USA VP" – Palin was gaga goo goo, flipping her hand on the air and smiling dumb with her non-sense answers – Does she gets it, that she is just a puppet for this people? or – can at least Republican hire some group of acting coaches to help her out in here? so she doesn't look nervous and terrify with those intelligent questions next time? Mcshame should choose Katie Couric to be his running mate instead, – Couric is way more intelligent than Palin for sure.

    by Allie September 27th at 3:12PM
  8. OK, since she can see Russia from Alaska – she has a handle on foreign policy as VP? I have been to the zoo and see animals but that does not make me a zoologist. I live in Florida and see the ocean every day, so that makes me a oceanographer, right?

    by Rob September 28th at 10:08PM
  9. I can see Maryland from where I live in Delaware, my friend…

    by Robert October 11th at 10:55AM
  10. I live in Vermont so that means I know all about NY, MA, NH and of course Canada. Does this mean McCain is an expert on Mexico?

    by Matthew from Rutland Vermont October 11th at 11:28AM
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