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September 25 at 2:18PM

Sarah Palin Speaks, I Guess

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

In an extremely rare move, Sarah Palin emerged from the protective housing constructed of John McCain's hardened saliva and actually spoke to reporters in New York today…

Palin broke her campaign trail media silence after touring several 9/11-related sites, and delivering a brief statement on the lessons of 9/11 in front of a fire house that lost many of its firefighters in the World Trade Center disaster.

"Every American student needs to come through this area so that, especially this younger generation of Americans, to be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating, never allowing a repeat of what happened here."

I don't know about students, but I imagine Republicans are paying close attention to Palin's words so that to be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating.

In her defense though, I think Alaskan might be a different language and she's actually probably speaking that very eloquently.

  1. Wait a sec… Is Paling part of that 9/11 conspiracy those disciplined anarchists warn about with their signs?

    by Jigowatt September 26th at 1:57AM
  2. Well, since they gave her a Rand McNally to burnish her foreign policy credentials, now they've given her a "FDNY" t-shirt to burnish her domestic terrorism credentials, what next? Will someone hand her a Susan B Anthony dollar to bring her up to speed on the economy?

    by DaveW September 25th at 10:30PM
  3. I hope she keeps talking to the press. This is awesome.
    http://www.entertonement.com/collections/4240/Sarah-Palin-At-Ground-Zero

    by BaxterJ September 25th at 7:16PM
  4. “She seems to be up to date [with] current events and everything that happened on 9/11. She’s been given enough information. I’m sure she knows as much as the common American.”

    Here that everybody. She knows as much as the common American. Awsome. How can you question her experience with a ringing endorsement like that.

    by bearness September 25th at 3:38PM
  5. Okay, I was just in NY this past winter and let me tell you something– we couldn't GET to Ground Zero. It was blocked by road construction… and one scary guy preaching about how America caused (yes, past tense) the end of the world. I'm pretty sure they at least made sure that the guy was gone by the time Palin got there.

    Palin also made another comment to the press, by the way. She recited a slew of talking points about how we "took the fight over there, so it wouldn't happen over here" and how the wars in Iraq and Afganistan protected our Democracy.

    *headdesk* They may as well have chosen a paper brochure of GOP talking points instead of, you know, a person.

    by LK September 25th at 3:09PM
  6. Well, then, what about Alaska? Shouldn't every American student attend that place now, so to never forget what might become a foreign land, once again?!
    To clarify my idea: considering sorry state of current American economy, extra money wouldn't hurt, right? So, why don't we sell Alaska back to Russia?!! Along with its governor, of course…
    It was bought for a hundred bucks, and could be sold back for a cool few hundred billion – that's a good business case, even considering the inflation rate over 150 years!
    Also, when Russians start drilling for oil there, we can blame them for that and everything else, all while buying that oil from them – double whack! (already done in Venezuela).

    by Vlad V. September 25th at 2:40PM

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