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September 25 at 4:00AM

The Colbert Report: John McCain Suspends His Campaign So He Can Fix the Economy

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Stephen can't think of anything more presidential than suspending your presidential campaign.

Will John McCain help the economic meltdown by returning to Washington, or is he just avoiding the debates?

  1. Why suspend your campaign anyways…how come he doesn't let Palin takeover while he's so called helping the economy? That's what a VP does takeover when something happens to the President…shows how much faith McCain has in Palin and how useless she is.

    by Johnny Rocket September 25th at 3:20PM
  2. Oops on your math folks. The working class of America only makes up approximately 30-35% of the population according to the US Census. So the amount working tax payers would be closer to $6700.00 per person. I know that if I have to pay that out of my pocket I won't be eating quite a few meals over the next year.

    by Jonathan September 25th at 3:28PM
  3. United States population is 300 million, not 200.

    by Um September 25th at 3:31PM
  4. What's with the attacks on Palin? I just don't see the rational. Their is really nothing substantial to attack her on. It's not like she goes to a racist church that hates America, or has a record of voting to raise taxes 94 out of 94 times, or associates with terrorists, or has no leadership experience. All these attacks are just name calling with zero support. I realize she has provoked fear among democrats, but all the shallow attacks really are making the left look ignorant, bitter, and SCARED.

    by Nate September 25th at 3:31PM
  5. name one reason that Palin is useless. Just 1.

    by Johnny Rocket September 25th at 3:33PM
  6. That is presidential? My god what was Bush thinking when he was running the whole country and STILL debated.

    by Kgriffis September 25th at 3:37PM
  7. jeez nate, you're really really sad. mccain could light you on fire and you'd spout some nonsense like "john knew i was cold. he cares!" seriously dude, pull your head out. it's a travesty that people as ignorant as you are allowed to vote.

    by anon September 25th at 3:37PM
  8. Hey Nate – first of all, it's "rationale," not "rational." In fact, you've pointed out exactly the problem with Palin: selecting her as a running mate was an irrational decision by McCain. She has no more experience to be VP than my mother does. The left isn't scared of Palin, we're scared of V.P. Palin – she'd be a complete disaster in the White House.

    by BJ September 25th at 3:37PM
  9. wow nate! you really sound like an educated voter. I bet you're one of the 19% who still support bush. Good luck with your vote douchebag

    by rob September 25th at 3:41PM
  10. No-one is fooled.

    We The People want to know what the candidates are really like, not in a commercial or a scripted rally – but in a back-and-forth debate.

    McCain Cut-and-Run.

    by rewinn September 25th at 3:42PM
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