September 26 at 6:58PM
John McCain Engaging in Interplanetary Warfare with Humongous Arachnid, Debate Seems Doubtful
John McCain is currently orbiting Despina — the third moon of Neptune — fighting a space scorpion with a laserbeam tail, my sources tell me.
Obviously, this makes his availability for tonight's debate highly suspect. Especially considering everything else he's gone through today.
Shit! I was really looking forward to this.
Update: The space scorpion appears to have given birth to space scorpion babies. So, now McCain is battling seven space scorpions.
Things don't look good for the debate.
I'll keep you updated as more space scorpions are born.
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Thanks, KenHeckler, for pointing out the misspelling in the heading. I'd always thought there only one "g" in "engaging." Boy, was I wrong!
Oh, by the way, you spelled "crap" wrong.
Too bad the author can't spell (see headline). That says a lot about him. And don't give me that cr*p about not commenting on spelling or typos.
McCain battling The Scorpions is the first good thing I've heard from him. Rock You Like A Hurricane is a terrible song and the band tried to push it on him at the RNC despite McCain's cease and desist letters.
Palin is pretty to look at. But I guess that's all she has to offer
The debate is in 15 minutes! Palin needs to fly over in a helicopter and help out before it's too late for me to enjoy my political theater.