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September 29 at 2:14PM

Rudy Giuliani Faults Barack Obama's Debate Skills, Knock-Knock Jokes

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

So who won last week's debate? If you ask Rudy Giuliani, John McCain won that debate harder than any debate has ever been won in the history of debates.

Of course, I didn't ask Rudy Giuliani. Sean Hannity did

HANNITY: [Obama] regurgitated his lines. But every job he's had, immediately after getting that job, he starts positioning for the next job. And what became very clear throughout the evening is that Senator McCain has real-life experience, and the only thing that Barack Obama had were the lines that were fed to him by his debate team.

GIULIANI: But I think Senator McCain was much more relaxed. He was the only one who introduced humor into the debate.

I'm with the Mayor on that one. Did you catch McCain doing his Achmadentdslkjdkdijad gag?

Totally hilarious.

  1. McCain did have that zinger about the priest, the rabbi, and the black Muslim guy who wants to send America to Hell.

    by Cube September 30th at 12:07AM
  2. It's funny because Obama has class people think that's weak, we really have had a Republican President too long, McCain is George Bush's love child and did you see his face when Obama busted him out about the war that was priceless….

    by Erica September 29th at 11:01PM
  3. I thought the funniest McCain joke was:
    "I think the lessons of Iraq are very clear that you cannot have a failed strategy that will then cause you to nearly lose a conflict"
    Very perceptive, failed strategies are bad…it took him over 70 years to learn that.

    by Brock September 29th at 3:38PM
  4. I am upset with Obama for being so canned during the debate. I wanted to see some forehead veins and a blood shot, bulging eye from the old Maverick. it's so funny when McCain rages.

    by flambe September 29th at 3:34PM
  5. Yeah, that was not ideal: http://tinyurl.com/3ed245

    by Huffybike September 29th at 3:09PM
  6. Vote in October (early voting!) for NO MORE GUILIANI !!!

    by obamagramma September 29th at 2:30PM
  7. Remember that boys and girls. Working your way up the ladder is bad. If your not born into money and power or you can't marry it then you shouldn't even bother trying.

    by bearness September 29th at 2:27PM
  8. McCain won the debate, period end discussion. We knew that before the debate when McCain announced he had won and we know it know. That is why McCain is down in the polls. He won the debate.

    Did we mention McCain was a POW?

    by Bob L September 29th at 2:22PM

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