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September 29 at 11:24PM

Sarah Palin Has Heard of a Supreme Court Case

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Here's the good news: Sarah Palin has actually heard of — and presumably understands — that there was once a Supreme Court case filed as Roe vs. Wade, as evidenced by an as-yet un-aired portion of her nightmare interview with Katie Couric. That's something, right?

The bad news is that's the only Supreme Court case she's heard of

The Palin aide, after first noting how "infuriating" it was for CBS to purportedly leak word about the gaffe, revealed that it came in response to a question about Supreme Court decisions.

After noting Roe vs. Wade, Palin was apparently unable to discuss any major court cases.

Jeeze. I'll bet she fumbled around verbally in an adorably funny and folksy way like she always does…

There was no verbal fumbling with this particular question as there was with some others, the aide said, but rather silence.

Oh.

That's kind of way worse.

  1. BREAKING NEWS:

    PALIN TEAMS CLAIMS DEBATE POINTS HANDICAPP:

    PALIN Camp now claims 5+ Debate points for the mentally disabled under [11CFR110-- Sec.110.13].

    Citing:

    Warning signs of ADHD:

    1) Failure to listen to instructions:

    -Couric: I'm just going to ask you one more time – not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation.

    -Palin: I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.

    2) Inability to organize oneself (Incoherent responses)

    -Couric: What other Supreme Court decisions do you disagree with?

    -Palin: Well, let's see…..(you know the rest)

    3) Leaving projects unfinished (Bridge To Nowhere)

    4) Trouble paying attention to and responding to details
    - Couric what publications she had read to stay informed and to understand the world?
    - Palin- "I've read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media," Palin replied. Asked for examples, she said, "Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years."
    5) Talking too much (blabbering, blathering ) Insert any answer 1 thru 4 here_____________.

    As respectfully submitted Pursuant to Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 56, Candidate Sarah Palin respectfully moves for summary judgment in this action. In support of this motion, plaintiff relies upon the accompanying memorandum and the statement of undisputed material facts.

    Signed,

    THE REPUBLICANS

    by BREAKING NEWS: October 2nd at 6:35AM
  2. Come on, just respond I do not know the answer! I will call a friend! A fifth grader knows better. I will make mooze stew for you.

    by Sheila October 2nd at 10:02AM
  3. I know were Russia is! it is a border of Canada and Alaska. But, where is the Bearing Sea? are there civilization there?

    by Sheila October 2nd at 10:15AM
  4. ROW v WADE … the federal courts should not determine how we Alaskans get across the creek.

    Have she read the dissenting opinion on Bridge v Kayak?

    by One Observation October 2nd at 3:15PM
  5. WTF? She disagreed with the Exxon vs Baker decision THREE MONTHS AGO!!! She can't remember that?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H-26MOxH34

    by Ian Brown October 2nd at 8:22PM
  6. It could have been worse, I suppose. She could have said Brown vs. The Board of Education. If only…

    by Chris October 6th at 5:45PM
  7. Wow, you guys are getting your news from a comedy network??????
    I pray that you are too lazy and too high to remember to vote!

    by Liz October 6th at 8:19PM
  8. Palin is simply pathetic!! And Mccains campaign is failing because this country is focussed on the economy and Insane Mccain and pathetic Palin are accusing Obama of being a terrorist!!! I thought MCcain was so worried about the economy that he avoided the first debate to help solve the bailout???????

    by Aj101pf October 7th at 3:18AM
  9. Funny, most of you Obamamaniacs can't even spell! I also hope and pray that you are too lazy and/or high to remember to vote.
    I overheard a cell phone conversation of a very young person standing in line in front of me and he was telling someone that he didn't like Obama, but would not vote for John McCain either because John McCain "crashed" some planes while he was in the service!! I wonder where he went to school, if at all! Do your homework!!!

    by jennifer parker October 16th at 11:42PM
  10. Funny, most of you Obamamaniacs can't even spell! I also hope that you are too lazy/high to remember to vote! I could not believe the conversation that a guy of about 19 was having on his cell in front of me in line, very loudly, I might add. He said he didn't like Obama, but would not vote for McCain either because McCain "crashed" some planes while in the service!!! Where are all of you young people voting for Obama going to school, if any? DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

    by jennifer parker October 16th at 11:48PM
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