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September 30 at 4:35PM

A Bank You Can Trust to Manage Your Booze and Cheeseburger Investments Wisely

POSTED BY: Eric March

With Wall Street in free fall, there's only one bank where you'll always know that the money you put in is the exact same money you get out:

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  1. My bank is sick of me making cracks about how their signs that say I'm insured by the US government up to $100,000 no longer feel very reassuring.

    Oh, and bearness: forget bear, hoard oil.

    by iowagradstudent September 30th at 8:02PM
  2. There is a reason I keep 10 gallons of beer in my basement. If society falls, someone’s going to need a drink.

    by bearness September 30th at 6:31PM

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