From the Writers of The Daily Show: Bush's Legacy
Overheard in the Daily Show Writers Room:
As President Bush scrambles to ensure his legacy as "worst president", here are a few possible lengths he could go to:
* Leaving all the sinks on in the White House
* Supreme Court Justice Judy
* Filling tank of Air Force One with sugar
* "Tyler Perry's House of Representatives"
* New education policy: No Child Left
* Drown an American city — oh wait…
* Cotton candy levees in New Orleans
* Sell Michigan for a handful of magic beans
* The Louisiana lease-back
* Poet laureate Andrew Dice Clay
* Land mines on the South Lawn — should make the Easter egg hunt interesting
* Take out a second, adjustable rate mortgage on the White House
* Nothing but gays in the military
* End farewell address with "I dare you to bomb us, China. I don't think you've got the balls."
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Almost forgot. When addressing his brother Jeb, "You know you're lucky having those half beaner kids. You know how good those Spanish folk are with plants and vegtables. You'll never have to hire a gardner."
Actually, the late Kurt Vonnegut suggested Judge Judy as a Supreme Court Justice. If anyone says my favorite novelist and the current resident of the White House agree on something, I shall have to ask them to step outside.
Dancing in his underwear on national TV
Getting a DUI while driving the presidential limo.
Holding a monster truck rally on the south lawn.
Using a press conference to announce the release his a solo country-rock album.
*Invade Britain
*Leave a bag of flaming dog crap on the U.N. doorstep
*Invite the Ambassador to Israel to a White House dinner and serve the Bush family favorite"Texas Pork Tatar".
*Visit Al Sharpton in Harlem and serenede him with "Jimmy Crack Corn" and refer to him as "My favorite Darkie".
*Tell Canada that if they work hard they may be considered a real country some day.
*Appoint Bill O'Reilly to the Supreme Court.
*Endorse Barack Obama.
* Start to run for another term in 2008
* Have oral sex in the oval office with Mary Cheney then do another "I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman" speech
* Goes hunting with Dick Cheney
* Plays Russian roulette with Putin
* Invites Bin Laden over for dinner and congratulates on him on winning their hide and seek game.
* Sell Michigan off to the maker of Monopoly
* Talks about his achievement as the 43rd President in his farewell speech.
Live. With the Bush Family, Ms. Beazley, and Barney. It's The Aristocrats!
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