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POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

John McCain has a new ad out featuring President Bill Clinton laying blame for the bailout failure on Democrats…

So, basically, John McCain thinks Bill Clinton is the go-to guy for truth and integrity. John McCain loves Bill Clinton. So much. He loves him so much he should marry him, even though that would contradict one of the cornerstones of his party's platform.

But all the corners, stones and platforms in the world are no match for intense love and admiration. The kind of intense love and admiration that can only be described by saying "I think historians will look at Bill Clinton with puzzlement and make the following judgment: that it was a great waste."

He's a great waste, now listen to all the smart things he has to say!

  1. All Bill Clinton has to offer are contradictions and a case of the clap. I don’t know when he said this, but Bill needs to be kept in a cave until this whole process is over.

    by flambe September 30th at 6:31PM
  2. This would be a lot more damaging if Clinton had come out for Obama more strongly.
    http://www.entertonement.com/collections/4374/Reign-In-Ad

    by BaxterJ September 30th at 5:47PM
  3. The Lieberman virus is spreading.

    by obamagramma September 30th at 4:12PM
  4. Bill Clinton a Republican now?

    by Bob L September 30th at 3:22PM
  5. Okay if I accept that about Fannie and Freddie, please explain AIG, Wachovia, WaMu, Bear Sterns, Lehman Bros. etc.

    by bearness September 30th at 2:43PM

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