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September 30 at 5:24PM

Jon Stewart and Bill Maher Prefer John McCain Because He Was in a War… or at Least They Did Nine Years Ago

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Bill Maher is gonna be talking with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show tonight.

I wonder if they'll both, once again, reach the consensus that John McCain is preferable to the other guy because he was in a war (and, apparently, drank his own urine) and the other guy wasn't?

Like at the 1:00 minute mark of this Daily Show clip from 1999…

Goes to show you how much the world has changed in nine years. If you notice, Bill and Jon aren't just saying they choose McCain over George W. Bush.

They're saying they choose him over George W. Bush, and the two Democrats: Bill Bradley and Al Gore.

To be fair, though, the late '90s were the days of McCain 1.0.

UPDATE: No surprise, no endorsement for McCain from either Jon or Bill last night.  They didn't talk much election politics but Bill Maher does refer to Obama as "our boy."  Stewart remains uncommitted.

Part 2 after the jump…

  1. JOE BIDEN and OMAMA wow now thats a tango lmao joe is just about to juice him self everytime you see him ,, lap dog lmao

    by ghostplya October 2nd at 2:32PM
  2. What I like most about MacCain is that he waived the white flag of defeat and was taken prisoner.

    What I like least about MacCain ( rhymes with Cocaine ) is that he is too frickin' short to be a good leader.

    by McCaniac October 2nd at 3:03PM
  3. WHO AND THE HELL CAME UP WITH 700 BILLION WHY NOT 100 OR 300 , 500????

    by ghostplya October 2nd at 3:12PM
  4. wow they look so much younger in that first clip!

    by scott October 2nd at 4:47PM
  5. the actual number is over 5trillion dollars, good bye USSA( united States of Stupid America)

    by itsme_ October 2nd at 5:53PM
  6. Bill Maher, you are my hero. John too, in fact.

    by Eddie Smith October 2nd at 8:38PM
  7. Dennis DiClaudio, are you being serious? Jon Stewart picked McCain "because he drank his own urine." Did you think he was serious about McCain being his choice and that being his reason?

    If so, you didnt get it. Even to this day, he has not declared his choice. And if you think Stewart lays off Obama, find out how many times Obama has been featured on TDS "Dick Move of the Week" (among others).

    by paxton October 4th at 3:25AM
  8. To all the conservatives out there keep hope and prayer because you will need it to stop change

    by Dee November 4th at 10:28PM
  9. Paxton if you watch Jon Stewart's interview with Bill Kristol he comes out and says he would've voted for McCain if he'd beaten Bush in 2000. They both DID support McCain in 2000, I would have to.

    by ethan January 24th at 9:04PM
  10. Paxton if you watch Jon Stewart's interview with Bill Kristol he comes out and says "—"

    by shravan November 2nd at 8:47AM
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