September 30 at 3:52AM
The Colbert Report: John McCain Reaches Out to Reptiles
Both candidates show their strengths in the first debate, but John McCain reaches out to the key swing vote and wins it.
Aside from John McCain's connection to reptiles, how do you think each of the candidates did?
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old men do that too, it's all the mouth drying medications..
Go 3rd party "my friends," and send a message.
I was just sayig to somone that McCain reinds me of a reptile wit he tongue thrusting. I think he and his croniesare all reptiles…..
Hey stephen,
I'd like to agree with you on this one… Mccain definately won the lizard vote but obama kept agreeing with him, so I'd say its about even.
-Christine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7fp-zPnoPw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFghf2kkl6I
Guys and Gals don't worry about the old lizard I will not blink if he croaks, tee hee, might even wack him on ear (with a hockey stick) if looking at with those creepy eyes…go Buckeyes
dipstick/lipstick roVe 08
I think I learned somewhere that lizards use their tongue to determine temperature. Maybe that's how McCain figures out whether the climate is right to start up his campaign again!
McPain is playing politics. There is no longer anything genuine about him! Thanks for the bailout effort McPain! Wait… what did he do to help?
O'Drama is slowing putting his tail between his legs. O'Drama, you are running for PRESIDENT, its kind of a big deal. He better be ready when he wins, he didn't prove much in the debate.
WHERE IS RON PAUL?
I thought I'd give the debate a chance. They jumped right into the economy, and it was immediately clear that neither candidate had any backbone. They can dance around an issue pretty well.
I'll give them credit for that! Don't make it obvious that noone on that stage is looking out for us Americans!
Its not Right vs Left anymore. The House vote proved that much. From hear on out, its The People vs The Banking Cartel. End the FED!
As a long-time constituent in Arizona, I know McCain's base is primarily made up of Gila Monsters. They are the reptiles that are deadly poisonous, and once they bite, they don't let go.
McCain is at the very least mentally unstable. Those who have sat with him in meetings locally say he is unfit to be president because of his temper and other erratic behavior. Once he actually called his wife the 'C' word in front of three reporters when he exploded at her. And God help you if you correct him on the facts.
Anybody but McNasty, please.
While definately not funny, it is possible that Senator McCain's tendency to do the "lizard tongue" is a result of taking Aricept, which is a drug used for treating early stage Alzheimer's. Several months after starting on Aricept, my mother developed "lizard tongue" and we were told that it was a side effect of the drug.
So…not funny if that's why he's displaying that behavior. But it is pretty scary……….