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Wanna See Sarah Palin Naked?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

If you're like most of America, you do.

In fact, I'll bet the only person in the country who doesn't dedicate an unreasonable amount of time to thinking about Sarah Palin looks like naked is Todd Palin.

Since there's very slim odds that she'll be taking her clothes off for the television cameras — at least through Election Day — we'll all just have to make due with this rendering of what scientists (or some Chicago painter guy, at any rate) believe such a spectacle might look like…

Maybe a little back story, huh?

[Bruce] Elliott, whose wife, Tobin Mitchen, owns the Old Town Ale House on Chicago's North Side, painted a nude portrait of the Republican vice presidential nominee and hung it above the bar, where it's now a prime attraction among his display of more than 200 celebrity portraits and other racy art.

Palin became Elliott's muse after he saw her on TV. "I've been following her religiously," he said Monday at the bar. "I had never heard of her before, like everyone else. I find her bizarrely fascinating, even though I pretty much despise everything she stands for."

Despite their political differences, Elliott admits to a bit of a crush on the Alaska governor.

Makes perfect sense. He's intrigued by her so he painted a nude picture of her. Just like we all did. Here's mine.

Unfortunately, I didn't have the benefit of a model for my nude of Palin. Mostly because I don't have any fully grown children I can entice to get naked…

His daughter, who looks a little like Palin and does a great impression of her, served as model for the governor's body.

Because that's how Democrats roll in the Obama heartland.

(Photo via Flickr)

  1. omg. This is Sarah Palin??? NO!!! i found Sarah Palin Nude video

    http://sarahpalin-nude.blogspot.com

    by Sarah-Palin-Nude-Video October 12th at 8:25PM
  2. http://www.ispalinshaved.com

    Nuff said

    by tacotrombone October 15th at 5:18PM
  3. This was inevitable

    http://www.ispalinshaved.com

    Indecision 2008 continues

    by tacotrombone October 15th at 5:20PM
  4. Whats worse the pictures or this video

    http://www.warriorrun.com/sp-video/

    by wowman November 7th at 12:18AM
  5. HEY LYDIA, GO FUCK YOURSELF

    by bill November 12th at 12:07PM
  6. Wanna see a real naked beautiful Palin? If you Dennis wanna write about this, I am the artist Alex Lanser. Here is the link to naked Palin http://hosting.westernbid.info/images/uploads/dobermann/palin_poster.jpg art work and Obama KO McCAin http://hosting.westernbid.info/images/uploads/dobermann/obamavsmccainad_wdi(40).jpg. Contact me.
    Alex

    by Alex Lanser November 25th at 6:37PM
  7. This vidio looks real to me -

    http://www.submityourflicks.com
    Go to categories and pick "more mature vidios"
    scrole down untill you see Sarah Palin pron.

    Lasts about 3 minutes and looks and sound pretty real

    by Ralph December 29th at 11:52AM
  8. One more thing vidio below contains nudity and is for 18 yrs and older.

    - You might not even make it to that vid and don't get caried away

    by Ralph December 29th at 12:41PM
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