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October 1 at 6:14PM

A Bunch of Famous People Sarcastically Don't Want You to Vote

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Listen, I know people say celebrities should stay out of politics, but this is a pretty good pro-voting ad from Declare Yourself. It's definitely better than all those anti-voting ads I keep seeing.

Plus Sarah Silverman works in a poop joke…

On the other hand, if there's one thing I've learned after 47 years of using the Internet, it's that people online are completely tonedeaf to sarcasm. So if the young woman who runs TheFutureMrsTobeyMaguire.angelfire.net is of legal voting age and sees this, she is not going to vote.

Though, let's be honest, she was just going to write in Tobey Maguire anyway, so it all comes out in the wash.

  1. Didn't Halle Berry almost kill someone in a hit-and-run? Put it like this, I'm registered to vote, but you shouldn't have a license. Just sayin'.

    by Jerrod October 2nd at 11:04AM
  2. if this is a non-partison ad then why are most of the actors in it back obama? there's this whole subliminal thing happening, don't you think?

    by Lola October 2nd at 9:53AM
  3. DiCaprio does an amazing job of actor-pretending-to-be-an-actor-not-pretending-to-be-an-actor-being an-actor. Hoffman is just being Hoffman being himself being Hoffman-the-individual-who-happens-to-be-an actor, which is trickier than it looks.

    by Joe Bama October 2nd at 1:20AM
  4. That's so weird. Ellen said "porn," and I actually had just been watching "Naughty Asian Babes Do It On the Moon" (Part 4). God, these people are a scary bunch of psychic commies for sure. A little elitist, though.

    by Joe Bama October 1st at 8:47PM

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