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Scofflaw Homeless People Flagrantly Vote in Ohio

POSTED BY: Ethan Ris

Actual Homeless PersonHow dare they?!

The Wall Street Journal reports that early voting began yesterday in Ohio, and a lot of the people who took advantage of the opportunity were blatantly disregarding their role in society: being homeless.

I say this is ridiculous. The legislature of Ohio has worked long and hard to make it nearly impossible for people without a permanent address to vote, and here are these scoundrels undoing that progress.

Advocates for the homeless in Ohio took advantage of the early-voting process to take shelter residents to polls. Many residents lack a driver's license or other identification that would be required on Election Day, but early voting requires voters to list only their state ID number or the last four digits of their Social Security number.

Gregory Whatley, a 38-year-old resident at a transitional-housing shelter here, cast his first-ever vote for president Tuesday, hoping things will improve in his life if Sen. Obama is elected.

"Republicans have been in office for eight years now, and things have not been good for the poor," Mr. Whatley said. "When the Clintons were in office prior, things were good. If we can get the Democrats back in office, things can become good again."

Did you hear that? Not only are these wretched people daring to vote, they are doing so for Barack Obama! There's only one word for this kind of behavior…

Uppity.

  1. this proved even more how Republicans are 'trying to help' poor people – by looking down at them and saying: 'How Dare You!' you poor filthy homeless people, get out of my country. If McCain and Palin got elected on 11/04, all we American have left with us is 'God Bless America.' And we can truly stick with our guns and religions, cause that's what we have left with us.

    by motherof3 October 2nd at 12:32PM
  2. Why don't you just come out and say it: gas them all, now, damn 'wretched people'!

    You might want to look up some of the latest economic data. A lot of good, hard-working people have become homeless lately because of the housing crisis. Lots of people have lost their jobs because of the economic downturn, including a large number of previously middle class Americans. So if you can make your monthly house payments and have a job that is reliable, good for you, be happy. But don't look down on people just because they've run into tough times and their checkbooks are not on par with yours.

    by Adi October 2nd at 11:42AM
  3. The bum demographic is pro-urine.

    by Pollster October 1st at 8:18PM
  4. Lets get those kids who use jiggly cans to spraypaint useless symbols, to paint bridge ubutments and tell these homeless fools to vote for McCain!!!

    by craig October 1st at 6:40PM
  5. GET A JOB HIPPIE!!

    by lawrrencee October 1st at 6:18PM
  6. The republican party trying to disenfranchise voters? What a shock!

    by AMgirl October 1st at 3:03PM
  7. Jeez – next thing they'll be asking for bailouts from their financial woes. Where will it end?

    by WIDTAP October 1st at 2:21PM

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