The Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
If you're like us, you already started drinking weeks ago in preparation for tomorrow night's debate, which will no doubt be the most watched vice presidential debate in the history of televised vice presidential debates. But if you're waiting till Gwen Ifill officially gets the party started, we've got something for ya.
The rules are simple: each of these is to be accompanied by a shot of any neutral grain spirit you can get your hands on:
* Every time Sarah Palin says "Gwen," open your copy of How to Totally Ace Your Job Interview, and then think about where you see yourself in five years.
* Every time Joe Biden says "malarkey," drink a shot of hogwash.
* Every time Palin mentions Russia, mention France, re: Senator Biden's underpants.
* Every time Biden mentions his Scranton upbringing, sing the first verse of "Allentown."
* Every time Palin mentions wildlife protection, skin the person next to you.
* Every time Biden mentions his father, sing the bridge of "Allentown."
* Every time Palin accidentally agrees with Barack Obama, spin around and around in your chair until whatever she said starts to sound like a GOP talking point.
* Every time Biden mentions taking the train to and from his Senate job, sing the train whistle part at the beginning of "Allentown."
* Every time Palin mentions small town values, inquire about banning a Harry Potter book and bill yourself for your own rape kit.
* Every time Biden drops an anachronism, airmail Alexander Hamilton a cuneiform slab with your pager number.
* Every time someone in the room says Palin seems like someone cool to have a beer with, stand up and yell "Goody Palin is a witch!"
* Every time Biden and Palin break into an argument, make out with the person next to you.
* Every time Biden and Palin make out, debate the person next to you.
* Every time Palin speaks in a run-on sentence, get yourself for into the position of being to drink a sip of beer and therefore on the chair on which you sit turn around and face your neighbor but you will not have had enough into which to vomit and that's good because you will be feeling in a way that is comparable to ways in which you have drunk before, at home, where they teach good drinking values.
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'Funny' definitely does not describe this. Weak. Is this by the C team of writers?
We are setting up a pool to reflect the poll results after the debate, 25 cents a square….
Those of us who still have jobs will pass on the drinking game. We have to work Friday and it looks like one could drink themselves into a nasty hang over. We will keep track of every time someone says:
you betcha
lipstick
get back to ya
ebay
I can see….
or just laughs at an odd moment
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Sarah Palin is going to crush Joe Biden tonight because she is a Master Debater. Just check it out for yourself. The pic on this site says it all (scroll down once you get there):
I’m Pullin’ For Palin – The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF
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Three Sam Adams pre-game was all I could do. It felt like I should be wearing a lead apron every time Palin came on with her searing x-ray vision.
Dog gone it I am glad I didn't have to take a drink whenever she said "maverick" or I would have gone into an alcoholic coma. You betcha.
what about when she says ¨also¨?
I don't know. I started drinking everytime one of my friends calls McCain a f#$@%king moron or Barack a Muslim. People are as people do.
Chris Buckley, son of William F. Buckley, who recently passed away God Rest His Soul, was being interviewed yesterday by Bloomberg News. It seems he's coming out with a book called "Supreme Courtship."
When asked what he thought of McCain's radical namecalling over the last 48 hours, he replied, "It's gone beyond saying a Hail Mary He's saying the whole rosary!"
Who do you really want to run your country? Instead of cleaning up the mess that the current administration, THAT MEANS YOU TOO MCCAIN, has left us, it would seem that Senator John McCain is a, "Hey! Look over there!" kinda politician. I think you want a statesmen running things, that's who. Everytime a Republican uses the word elite like its a bad word, I cringe. Why do they do that?
Elite (also spelled Élite) is taken originally from the Latin, eligere, "to elect". The position of an elite at the top of the social strata almost invariably puts it in a position of leadership. So you want the elite to run our country. By definition!!! Who else?
Name calling. Really, McCain? You know what? Your mother dresses you funny!
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Barack Obama has been in the Senate for what-two days? What does he know? Let him try hanging around that stench in the Capitol Building for 30 years+ like McCain and come out of it smelling as good as McCain does.
I heard Joe Biden has stock in men's cologne. Strong stuff too.
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