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Average Joe Sixpack Sarah Palin is Worth $1.2 million

Governor Sarah Palin has claimed that she's an "everyday, working class American", and that "it's time Joe six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency." I think so too, in the same way that I'd like to see a forklift operator operate on my brain.

Palin explained that her blue collar regularness helps her understand that regular Americans get regularly annoyed when the stock market takes a hit. But that might not be the Joe Six-pack she was talking about. Recent estimates state that the Palin household is worth at least $1.2 million

Sarah Palin and her husband have pieced together a uniquely Alaskan income that reached comfortably into six figures even before she became governor, capitalizing on valuable fishing rights, a series of land deals and a patchwork of other ventures to build an above-average lifestyle.

It must be a six-pack of that eight-dollar-a-bottle Belgian beer.

The estimate includes 5 properties, a few planes, some boats, and don't forget, the very non-elitist gubernatorial salary of $125K/year, but it doesn't include the $11K the family receives every year in state oil dividends that help enable Alaskans to be so anti-tax.

In defense of Sally Chardonnay, life in Alaska is expensive — you need those whale-blubber suits for the winter, a giant house with a large Sub Zero freezer for your moose carcass, tanning beds and a home-installed Russian detection system.

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  1. some one should do something about doctors taking advantage of their patients. it is always he/she says, he/she says, without witnesses. they should make the doctor take a lie detector test no questions asked, they should be made to take them. this doctor i am talking about wouldn't take one and i got hurt mentally and phsyically. and i didn't get hardly anything out of it. he was setting me up from the beginning. writing things that weren't true. something needs to be done before some one commits suicide over a doctor taking advantage of them.

    by hudson green October 2nd at 5:23PM
  2. As he appears to be omnipresent, I would like to know if Todd Palin is a payed consultant for the State of Alaska? If so, what areas does he consult on and what are his qualifications for such consultation? How much was he payed in 2007 and for what?
    Tom Nass
    5th Marine Division – WWII

    by Thomas O. Nass October 2nd at 5:07PM
  3. Sarah Palin's "Bridge to Nowhere" has much in common with her mentality!
    Tom Nass
    5th Marine Divison – WWII

    by Thomas O. Nass October 2nd at 5:01PM
  4. The best thing that Sarah Palin could do for this Country would be to take a long walk on her "Bridge to Nowhere" and take John McCain along for company!
    Tom Nass
    5th Marine Division – WWII

    by Thomas O. Nass October 2nd at 4:53PM
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