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Everything You'll Need For Tonight's Debate

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

You wouldn't go to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show without rice, a water bottle, a newspaper and a huge purple dildo, right? (Most people do bring dildos to the movies with you, don't they?)

In the same sense, you can't watch tonight's debate without the proper supplies…

* The Indecision 2008 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game

* Sarah Palin Bingo

* A Sarah Palin mask so that you can mumble incoherently along with Madam Vice Hockey Mom (via Philly.com)

* A huge purple dildo

  1. I'm surprised SNL hasn't picked up on this gimme.

    Scene: The White House, 2009. It's 3 a.m. All is dark and quiet when…..the phone rings.
    Newly sworn in President Palin wakes, turns on the bedside light, puts on her glasses, puts on her lipstick, and answers:
    "Yes?"
    She listens, her eyebrows furrow. She looks very concerned. And after short pause, says in a perky and nonchalant voice: "I'll get back to ya on that."

    by William Kramer October 2nd at 2:50PM
  2. Is there a Biden sheet, too?
    "(Rambling Tirade of your choice)"
    "Roosevelt"
    "Look…"
    "(Different Rambling Tirade)"
    "Scranton"
    "Barack"
    "Sure, I'm…"
    "(Yet a Third Rambling Tirade)"

    This could be a lot of fun…

    by bloojax October 2nd at 2:37PM
  3. I'm gonna get as high as a VPILF tonight. Add bong to list.

    by Man October 2nd at 2:35PM
  4. How about drinking a shot whenever Sarah Palin says the word "also".

    by Russell from Portland October 2nd at 1:52PM

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