October 2 at 1:44PM
Everything You'll Need For Tonight's Debate
You wouldn't go to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show without rice, a water bottle, a newspaper and a huge purple dildo, right? (Most people do bring dildos to the movies with you, don't they?)
In the same sense, you can't watch tonight's debate without the proper supplies…
* The Indecision 2008 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
* A Sarah Palin mask so that you can mumble incoherently along with Madam Vice Hockey Mom (via Philly.com)
* A huge purple dildo
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I'm surprised SNL hasn't picked up on this gimme.
Scene: The White House, 2009. It's 3 a.m. All is dark and quiet when…..the phone rings.
Newly sworn in President Palin wakes, turns on the bedside light, puts on her glasses, puts on her lipstick, and answers:
"Yes?"
She listens, her eyebrows furrow. She looks very concerned. And after short pause, says in a perky and nonchalant voice: "I'll get back to ya on that."
Is there a Biden sheet, too?
"(Rambling Tirade of your choice)"
"Roosevelt"
"Look…"
"(Different Rambling Tirade)"
"Scranton"
"Barack"
"Sure, I'm…"
"(Yet a Third Rambling Tirade)"
This could be a lot of fun…
I'm gonna get as high as a VPILF tonight. Add bong to list.
How about drinking a shot whenever Sarah Palin says the word "also".