October 2 at 9:20AM
Sarah Palin and Joe Biden Beat the Crap Out of Each Other
Our friends over at Atom.com have just released the VP edition of their popular Kung Fu Election, and just in time for tonight's debate! You can now fulfill your weeks long fantasy of beating the living crap out of either Sarah Palin or Joe Biden.
Palin’s weapon of choice is a hockey stick while Biden swings a big sword. “Kung-Fu Election” lets pundits and voters alike soothe their election-induced anxieties and put some punch behind their political convictions.
So head on over to www.kungfuelelection.com right now to help Palin practice her VP skills by shooting a friend in the face.
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That is not Condi Rice on the Blue Team It is Michelle Obama. All black women do not look alike.
I hear Palin has a wicked finishing move with her thigh crusher neck breaker. Maybe we will see it tonight.
I hear that someone found her flash cards for tonight's debate: http://palinquotes.sillycloud.com/
Heh – McCain looks like he should be in handcuffs and leg irons.
And why is Condi Rice on the Blue Team?
This debate will be the epic battle between Palin's Northern values and Bidden's Southern Values.
Bidden will from the tradition of southern democrats like Gore, Clinton, Carter, Johnson. He will be defending the southern traditions of economic regulation of monitoring the economy to prevent failure, while Palin will be defending the Northern belief inherited from Social Credit that if you give wall street money they will spend it. Bidden will be defending southern liberalism, in faith and women's rights, Palin why churches should be able to campaign and the strong Northern belief in family values, in being a good hockey mom of combating pre-maritial sex and teen pregnancy.
Palin in expressing Social Credit values will demonstrate her being influenced by Canadian a Ideology and show she has traveled to foreign lands; she has seen Russia, and traveled to a country which as of 2009 will require a passport. She is a mavierick on world afarirs and an adviser to Sen. McCain; Bidden is only the chairman of the Senate Commitee on foreign relations.
Biden should have train nunchucks