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October 2 at 7:02PM

What Happened to Sarah Palin's Hand?

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris


Tonight Sarah Palin will debate Joe Biden with her hand wrapped in a bandage. But why?

Here are three possible explanations…

* Unscrupulous attorneys advised her to wear a bandage to gain the jury's voters' sympathy.

* She cut her hand fending off McCain, who tried to stab her in the heart in wake of the Couric interview.

* True to her Pentecostal roots, she is the first vice presidential candidate to experience stigmata.

Whatever the reason may be, Joe Biden ought to be ashamed of himself for debating an injured woman.

Hopefully a sympathetic moderator will put him in his place!

  1. The Moose tried to dress her for a change..

    by darksword October 2nd at 11:19PM
  2. Why does the Govt. have to bail out the rich? Common sense is to bail out the working and non working families. And stop giving tax credits to the rich. End the war and use diplomacy to obtain what all human beings in this world we all live in need; our basic needs covered and met; such as health care, food, and education for all who can contribute in our worlds society. Common sense to start at home with our financial problems and then we can be able to help our international neighbors.

    Basically, fear is what they; wether our enemies or allies want us as a nation to endure in order to succumb as whole. And I say no more. I support Obama/Biden for new energy independence; away from the tyrants who control oil. God Bless America and the World.

    by JOSEPH FIGUEROA October 2nd at 11:29PM
  3. Palin was hurt punching sense into Biden's hard head.

    by igaigaiga October 3rd at 12:09AM
  4. "Palin’s camp says the injury should not affect her performance."

    This is a verbal debate, not one perfomed with interpretive hand puppets or sign language. Of course her performance shouldn't be affected.

    by Punditphoelia October 3rd at 3:34PM
  5. You know, for somebody who says they're a reformer, this sounds like something Bush would let out.

    by charles rinehart October 3rd at 6:47PM
  6. Ow. She tried to put her foot in her mouth (again) but her hand got in the way.

    by rincewind October 6th at 8:48PM
  7. Why did they select this woman and have to give her a political transfusion? She was off limits for so long. Everything said to her was said to be mean or you had to apologize to her. What the hell is this crap? Her statistics in Alaska is not all she says they are. Look at the figures. She was meant to replace Hillary and she is not Hilliary by a long shot. She looks more like McCain's Nurse.

    by ljr October 6th at 9:03PM
  8. @darksword – Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti

    by DaveW October 6th at 9:36PM
  9. She shook hands with Dr.Strangelove, her campaign manager. Or, she has been jerking us off so much that her hand locked up.

    by MCPETE October 6th at 9:39PM
  10. She has recently discovered that her father is Darth Vader….
    Thus answering the future question as to whether or not she has "mind control" powers…
    Waving a mechanical hand works just as well as a real hand…

    May the force and god's blessings be with you.

    by Gabby L. October 7th at 9:43PM
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