October 3 at 9:32AM
OMG! Sarah Palin's Such a Good Debater!
Impressed by Sarah Palin's super awesome performance against Joe Biden in last night's debate? Want great statesmen like Joe Lieberman to say keen things about you like…
[You] hit it out of the ballpark. [You] proved that [you are] ready to be John McCain's Vice President. [You were] strong, [you were] competent, [you were] informed, [you were] very genuine. [you were] humorous.
Well, heck! All you need to become a great debater and make all your dreams from true is right here in this handy flow chart provided by Ph33r and Loathing, doggonit!
(via Daily Kos)
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I'd say something profound but I'm suffering Post Traumatic Sarah Disorder. The voice… The mindlessness… The cross-eyed winking… The "Guy from the Invincibles" jawbone… The impossiblility of imagining her representing America in any fashion at all…
"She's just like me." I swear to God I know no other woman, nor have I met any other woman, who talks, acts or "thinks" like Sarah Palin. And yet the media portrays this Fargo-talking, wolf-shooting, witch-hunting WEIRDO as a regular person. Honest, she reminds me of absolutely no one else. Except George W. Bush, of course.
Also, this transparent lie didn't quite win me over: http://tinyurl.com/3scuvh
WTF,AYFS?
Ya know, between all the mayorin’ and governorin’ goin’ on by Sarah Pain, I’m comin’ to the understandin’ of how she might not be realizin’ how much underage sexin’ and drinkin’ and daughter drillin’ was happenin’ under her household roof. In my neck of the woods we don’t call that motherin’, we know it more as abandonin’. But I digress, cuz I really wanted to talk about that there debate with Missy Bush and smokin’ Joe Biden.
I’m guessin’ that all that preppin’ n’ memorizin’ all those BushRovian doublespeak words paid off in that Sarah could actually provide all those non-answers to those biased and way-too-complex questions Gwen Ifill was askin’. But still, I think I finally figured out how she was able to speak for more than a few seconds at a time. See, Sarah Palin is a master at readin’ from a teleprompter, and ‘member when Bush had obvious wires and boxes and such on his back durin’ the debates between him n’ Kerry? I’m thinkin’ the boys down at McCain central rigged little teleprompters into those big-ass glasses of Palin’s.
They could even pump into those glasses commands like “now look straight at the camera Sarah, good, now look at Joe Biden real seriously” and on and on. All she had to do from then on was talk really folksy like, and wink every once in a while, and act like she really knew something. We need to send this Annie Oakley caricature back to the frontier so she can complete raisin’ a family and runnin’ the State of Alaska and buildin’ pipelines, and guttin’ moose n’ such.
An older man with PTSD and a younger woman with ADHD. We republicans are doing good. God bless America.
fuzzbollah she had an earpiece. find a hd version of the debate and look at her right ear. connected to the glasses is a white wire and in her ear is a flesh colored earpiece.
fuzzbollah, I just read the first paragraph or so of your most recent post and, swear-to-God, it was funnier than much of what passes for stand-up comedy. Where'd you learn to write like that? You write the way I imagine a portion of the Republican base speaks. You have a good ear for dialogue!
Palin was just plain bad. She obviously knows very little about the most important issues facing our country. I can't support a ticket with an ill-prepared VP.
Do the republicans really believe that this dumb bunny could be president of the United States? Joe six pack, hockey mom? This tells you what this ticket thinks of the intelligence of the American voters.
If you think the rest of the world has a low opinion of the government of this country now, wait till we have the winking hockey mom as second in command.
Hey, here's a shout out to Sarah P, the Gov of Alaska! Gosh darn it, you're such a great debater when you stick your flowchart and look all cute and folksy, dontcha know? Except when you don't stick to it and you FUCKING REWRITE THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES AMERICA, all on your ownly, lonely (unless it was Dick Cheney who talked with you on that one on the sidelines of a soccer game). Vice President, in-fucking-deed.