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October 3 at 9:32AM

OMG! Sarah Palin's Such a Good Debater!

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Impressed by Sarah Palin's super awesome performance against Joe Biden in last night's debate? Want great statesmen like Joe Lieberman to say keen things about you like

[You] hit it out of the ballpark. [You] proved that [you are] ready to be John McCain's Vice President. [You were] strong, [you were] competent, [you were] informed, [you were] very genuine. [you were] humorous.

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  1. Now that is hilarious!

    by kia October 3rd at 10:11AM
  2. Did we mention she is a maverick?

    by Bob L October 3rd at 10:35AM
  3. It is intersting how all the dumb people think Palin did great! Lets have Palin do a news conference everday like a real candiate!! Her back room managers will not allow this to happen.

    by Longriders October 3rd at 10:50AM
  4. Did anyone else notice the one answer where she started stuffing every keyword she could into her answer? "Surge!" "American Hero!" "White flag of surrender!" "Victory!"

    It's like having a VP candidate with Tourettes.

    Fargo voters agree: Sarah Failin wins debate…

    by Sarah F. October 3rd at 11:08AM
  5. She was so proud of how she'd learned to pronounce all those difficult names that she kept saying them over and over and over and over………. Pity she hadn't learned how to pronounce nuclear. I guess the phonetic spelling wasn't on her cards.

    by Maggie S October 3rd at 11:57AM
  6. She recited every talking point they made her memorize even when they didn't flow into the conversation. What a put-up job! The Republican party obviously thinks the American people are idiots! Paula Hannah, Erie, PA

    by Paula Hannah October 3rd at 12:03PM
  7. I just surged in my pants, I am such a maverick!

    by Christopher October 3rd at 12:04PM
  8. Its easy to be a great debater when you announce you aren't going to answer the questions you've been asked.

    by bearness October 3rd at 12:05PM
  9. it's easy with an ear piece and someone telling you what to say. i watched on a 60 inch hdtv and there is a very visible white line going from her glasses to her right ear and a flesh colored ear piece in her ear.

    by ron October 3rd at 12:10PM
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