October 3 at 5:29PM
Who Could Replace Sarah Palin?
Well, Sarah Palin could have been much worse in last night's debate with Joe Biden, but she still gave John McCain plenty of reasons to take her off the ticket and replace her with someone more competent. Here's a short list for such an honor:
| Name | Pros | Cons |
Tom Ridge, Former Pennsylvania Governor |
Was the man McCain wanted to nominate before anti-choice activists told him otherwise. | "Tom Ridge" is regrettably not a real person, but rather compiled 1950's file footage that Dick Cheney found in an archive. |
Joe Lieberman, Connecticut Senator |
Was the man McCain wanted to nominate before anti-jowl activists told him otherwise. | His past use of a hearse as a campaign vehicle hits too close to home for McCain. |
Mitt Romney, Former Massachusetts Governor |
Displayed a mastery of economic principals in his past career as a "job killing machine." | Much like Barack Obama, he may be too black for the electorate. |
Jim Cramer, TV Host |
His vast knowledge of Wall Street will come in handy in wake of the federal bailout bill. | May embarrass McCain at state dinners with all that shrieking. |
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McCain better not replace her. She is our favorite cattoy this election! Obama and Biden are boring and you only can make so many cranky man jokes about McCain. The snarkers have spoaken, we want our moose hunter hocky mom.
And yet another "bash Palin post." Face it, the gov just cries out for lampooning every time she speaks!
Don't forget Creamer is the douche bag who belittled an investor for asking him if he should sell out of Bear Sterns less than 24 hours before it collapsed. Not to mention in 2000 Creamer had a list of 10 tech funds he said was all anyone ever needed to own. Anyone invested in those 10 funds would have lost 90% of their money when the Dot-Com bubble burst.
I vote for Don Zimmerman – he's an unknown, but that obviously doesn't matter since so is Sarah. Don is one of the few Republicans who really understand the kind of CHANGE Taxpayers can expect under an Obama presidency. You can see for yourself in his new campaign ad — haha – Enjoy the laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NanqnyVefJo
Clint Eastwood, natch. Oh right – he doesn't he know Jesus well enough…
I've spent much of the afternoon reading Pro-McCain/Palin blogs. I feel violated by the stupid. Unclean. Apparently the whole mainstream media (including the Daily Show I guess) is part of some massive conspiracy to – well, to what I couldn't work out exactly. To stop white people getting elected, i think.
Anyway. Here's a simple game where you can take Sarah Palin for a dinosaur ride. Enjoy.
Maybe one of his old Keating 5 buddies…
Charlie's Angels. Anyone.
Uh, excuse me. The OBVIOUS choice is Chuck Norris. End of story.
is the chimp from the Ronald Reagan movies well preserved?
Do you mean Bonzo? He's as well preserved as President Reagan is, btw who is also a very fine suggestion, thank you very much.