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POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

In case you didn't get to see the future Mrs. Vice Maverick's nucularly radiant performance in her first neato national debate experience, don't worry about it. This video concentrates it down to just the important parts.

You know, the parts with substance…

In all fairness, I think that people should go a little more easily on Sarah Palin.

I mean, how long has she been at this? Like, five weeks?

  1. I like it when the "elitist" go on to raise drug addicted sluts for daughters and drug addicted idiots for sons. It seems that "poor" daughter Bristol is a slut that has no idea who fathered her childREN.
    Known for her dope smoking, she enjoyed screwing EVERBODY at the party. Her childRENS father could be any one of many or a mix. Her son Trail or Mix or WHATTHEFUCK had a little friend called oxycotin.
    Its nice that he decided to dry out at our expense BY JOINING THE ARMY. Talk about a "TRAILER TRASH FAMILY"! I cant wait for the Governor Avon Lady and Mcdrstrangelove to lose so the bimbo has to go back to Alasker. I predict that they will lose this race, then she will go back and lose her job as Governor Avon Lady and then wind up on the states welfare roles after her kids steal all of her money and blow it on OXYCOTIN.

    by MCPETE October 7th at 3:07PM
  2. well that's 30 seconds of scary stupid right there don't cha know!!

    PS – Did anyone ever follow up on the whole baby scandal thing? I still don't buy it. Jack Nicholson and Bobby Darrin both thought their mothers were their mothers but it turns out their sisters were their mothers. This poor baby is going to find out some day that his sister is his mother. I hope sooner than later. Did Palin ever make medical records public? It sure would have been a lot easier to prove than to throw your daughter under the bus and put her through all that publicity. I bet she's not even pregnant now – I bet they just said that to disprove the baby scandel rumor – you wait and see…. I bet the farm she is not pregnant now. Unless she was so mad at her mom for doing that to her she went out and got pregnant again, knowing full well that mom couldn't claim her baby a second time.
    And people actually want this tool with zero judgement to hold the 2nd highest office in out country. CRAZY!!!!!

    by Megan October 6th at 10:02PM
  3. Funny thing is the "real" Maverick family in Texas wants them to quit using their name. Now the one Maverick son was an attorney that defended draft evaders during the Veitnam debacle. Does that mean that because Mcdrstrangelove and palin are "Mavericks", they too defend those anti-war types? What a confused bunch. You have the Mcdr. 5th from the bottom of his class, one step from moronic,
    crashing his jet, doing 34 propaganda films for the North Veitnamese,
    and claiming to be a war hero. I thought that since he used that card to get out of the Keating 5 scandal, especially since Charles Keating financed him getting into politics to begin with, he would not be able to use it again. But there you go, what do I know? Anyway, the expert in flying and bank scandals blaming Obama for the wall street fiasco and then you have Governor Avon Lady saying that Obama hangs out with "terrorists" when her and her useless mama boy husband are in a group preaching seceeding Alaska from the Union (I guess the insiders call that sedition) and hang out with witchdoctor preachers. What a ticket. Senator McDrstrangelove and the Governor Avon Lady….the ticket to disater.

    by MCPETE October 6th at 9:52PM
  4. Has anyone investigated Sarah Palin being pregnant? I' m sure there would be hospital documents. Bristol was out of school for quite sometime, due to Mono…or maybe to have a baby. Why didn't Palin tell anyone she was pregnant before 7 months? Why does the pictures show palin with a flat stomach and Bristol with a large budge? Why didn't they confess the real father of her baby is black? He's (Kevin) is on UTube spilling his guts. A lot of manipulating going on her and she is the Queen Manipulator. Joe Sixpack calls it lying…..

    by ljr October 6th at 8:41PM
  5. The sadiest part of this 31 second edit job is that it WAS the most substantive analysis Palin bored into during the "debate."

    by Cube October 6th at 8:31PM
  6. Just when I thought I couldn't hate anyone more than GW Bush, she rolls up in her minivan.

    by Joe Asspack October 6th at 8:08PM
  7. the tape missed the braggadocio about she has cut taxes every step along the way to the Alaska statehouse … easy to do when your state is rolling in oil money … never heard any offers to share any of it with the lower 48

    by one observation October 6th at 7:12PM
  8. So, how to fill the other 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds of the documentary, "Sarah Palin – In Her Own Words"?

    by DaveW October 6th at 5:32PM
  9. The word is pronounced Nuclear, as in "New Clee Er."

    Idiots pronounce it, "Nuke You Lure." They then call people who use correct pronunciation "elitist."

    http://profileofadipshit.wordpress.com

    by MachineIV October 6th at 4:58PM
  10. o.k. – I watch Palin with fear since several weeks now. But could anyone tell me what that 'nuclear' – "nucular' – thing is about? I'm german and i feel like i'm missing a good laugh…
    cheers
    fabs

    by Fabian October 6th at 4:27PM

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