Sarah Palin Breaks Glass Ceiling of Pornography
By now, you've probably heard about the upcoming Sarah Palin, um… homage film (you know, the kind with anal sex) "Nailin' Paylin" being released by Hustler Video…
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene — a flashback — "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"
There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.
Well, it's heartening to imagine that Palin would be willing to reach around both sides of the aisle.
The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
Pre-production, eh? I guess we'll have to wait a little while for to see what that piece of cinematic brilliance looks like. Unless…
Let's just say that I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a goat who knows a guy who has access to certain… things. And let's also say I were to put a hyperlink right about here that led to a video that might make certain Obama supporters… how should I say?… rethink their political loyalties.
(Please! If you're gonna hit that link at work, don't do it with your sound turned way up. Your co-workers might not appreciate it. Trust me on this.)
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She is not what Im looking for in office
She talks like she is in the bar,or just a good old boy,,,do you really want her talking for the USA????
Mary M. You son of a bitch. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
God speaks through animals. Blessed are those who are kind and patient with animals, blessed are those who are sensitive and wise enough to hear and understand.
Man, nobody takes it in the ass like Lisa Ann! And if the real Paylin gets in, we'll ALL be taking it there too!
Mr. Balaam-
Have you met my talking elephant? He says you're a clown. Thinks he may remember you from his days in the circus.
My elephant does care much for animal rights extremists. He was a little ticked off when his friend Sari at the Rosamond Gifford was declared endangered and a new rule was imposed that people couldn't pet her anymore. Sari became very depressed because she was used to getting the love. The Zoo appealed to the these extremists and they eventually granted an exception for Sari.
Oh wow, I completely forgot to ask you whether you have ever seen that talking PIG on CNN. I think his name is Bill Bennett. He walks on two legs which is in total violation of animal code.
A clown? Ah, yes, a clown! Pagliacci, of course. I am spurned, yes, and how so! A stable is a fitting home for one such as myself. Funny, isn't it?
Disclaimer: Who knows what this person's affiliation is? Could be anything.
Let's not assume anything about this person, not even h/h age.
So what's your plan?
–I'm Wondering When Folks will get down to making things work for us all in this country.
Wondering When Comedy Central will remove this excuse for free speech from the webwaves.