Presidential Debate "Write the Smears" Drinking Game
In light of the attack-y tone the campaign is taking, tonight's presidential debate promises to be an exercise in polite repression. And isn't that the kind of thing that drives people to drink in the first place?
Wouldn't you rather express and drink at the same time? Well, that's where we come in. Because this drinking game will get your "magnetic poetry" juices flowing…
…as well as the juices you need to digest alcohol.
To play the Presidential Debate "Write the Smears" Drinking Game, you can either click here, or print this.
And then, follow these rules:
1. Each time a candidate starts to answer a question, you have until he finishes speaking to assemble the vile, baseless smear of his opponent he is thinking instead of the answer he is giving.
2. When time is up, compare with your friends.
3. The person with the best smear takes two drinks. The person with the worst takes one.
4. Repeat.
Get your smear on while you get your drink on!
And, if you think you can handle the Expert Version of the game, play against The InDecider here.
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Is this anagram war? Blindfold, 50 paces.
"you're an out of touch Hollywood latte monger bathed in arugula oil"
"Yes, jowly Keating beauty queen arugula-shielding flag pin-pushing dandy, get off the madrassa lawn!"
Best pal Gramm Cracker
McCain's idea of change is S'mores of the same with Mr&Mrs Gramm Cracker…(Ms.Enron & Mr.De-regulation) slippery marshmellows…and hold the chocolate…
Mcdrstranglove, smells like rotten salmon, blew charles keating,
did 34 propaganda films for the north vietnamese, 1 step from a moron, ugly slut, voice of a concrete smoother.
We'd all be dead if "my friends" was a cue to drink.
Hilo08-
Just for you. They want poetry? Well, I'm quite the poet, but just for today, I think I'll plagarize a bit:
And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire:
And he had in his hand a little book open: and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth,
And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices.
And when the seven thunders had uttered their voices, I was about to write: and I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Seal up those things which the seven thunders uttered, and write them not.
u suck
ABOUT JOE BIDEN SAID THE NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE TESTED!!!!
OF COURSE !!! WE ARE IN A GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRISIS.
MCCAIN SAID HE WAS ALREADY TESTED. WHERE???? IN THE WAR ???? WE WIN:::DO NOT MAKE ME LAUGH!!!! HE ALREADY WAS TESTED AND FAIL. FAIL FAIL……………………..
OBAMA WILL BE TESTED AND HE HAS THE ABILITY TO PASS THE TEST. WE CAN NOT AFFORD ANOTHER 4 YEARS WITH THE SAME BUSH…………………NO MORE…………………………………..