In light of the attack-y tone the campaign is taking, tonight's presidential debate promises to be an exercise in polite repression. And isn't that the kind of thing that drives people to drink in the first place?

Wouldn't you rather express and drink at the same time? Well, that's where we come in. Because this drinking game will get your "magnetic poetry" juices flowing…

…as well as the juices you need to digest alcohol.

To play the Presidential Debate "Write the Smears" Drinking Game, you can either click here, or print this.

And then, follow these rules:

1. Each time a candidate starts to answer a question, you have until he finishes speaking to assemble the vile, baseless smear of his opponent he is thinking instead of the answer he is giving.

2. When time is up, compare with your friends.

3. The person with the best smear takes two drinks. The person with the worst takes one.

4. Repeat.

Get your smear on while you get your drink on!

And, if you think you can handle the Expert Version of the game, play against The InDecider here.