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October 8 at 12:02PM

Barack Obama Loses the Nerd Vote

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

While pundits are calling last night's debate for Obama, the Senator made a pretty major gaffe that's being largely overlooked…

"The same way the computer was originally invented by a bunch of government scientists who were trying to figure out, for defense purposes, how to communicate…"

ZOMG@!!1 UR DOING IT WRONG!1 The computer was not invented by a bunch of government scientists, U FRIGGIN N00B!!!1

He probably meant to say the Internet, but he didn't say the Internet, he said "computer." Ergo, FAIL!

So, now that Obama has PWN'D himself, who will the geeks turn to instead? After saying he doesn't use a computer and dropping comments like "It's a Google," it's not very conceivable they'll vote for McCain.

No, chances are Obama has mostly given a shot in the arm to the longshot write-in candidacies of Olivia Munn and Leroy Jenkins.

  1. Olivia will do the Country right! =] FOR FOR PIE! and OLIVIA!

    by Garrett October 9th at 1:20AM
  2. I agree, Munn 08. Down with Fattys! Up with Pie!

    by Bryan October 9th at 3:45AM
  3. I agree, Munn 08. Down with Fattys! Up with Pie

    by Bryan October 9th at 3:46AM
  4. personally i don't care if he knows anything about computers because he's not gonna be running microsoft he's gonna be running the country so he needs to know about thye bug stuff like healthcare economics and world affairs not small stuff like who made the computer.

    by trivium October 9th at 5:39AM
  5. My fellow prisoners … these are our only two options.

    by obamagramma October 9th at 5:55AM
  6. I love banana cream pie, I'm voting for Munn in '08!

    by Floyd Kafka October 9th at 2:38PM
  7. OMUNN '08!

    by Nate October 9th at 3:16PM
  8. LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!

    by Isaac October 9th at 4:03PM
  9. Oh my gawd! I'll bet Jared won't share his Subway sandwich with him now.

    by flasunbum October 9th at 4:30PM
  10. I concurr A vote for Olivia is a Vote for Pie and oh yes Obama Too! so Vote the "Democrat"ic Choice and Vote for Olivia! I mean Obama. Oops I did it again!!! Vote For A Change!

    by Adam October 10th at 12:58AM
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