October 8 at 3:49AM
The Daily Show: John Oliver Breaks Down the Stupid Vote
The stupids are a complex demographic of paste eaters, nitwits and numbskulls. Personal attacks are the issues that affect them, and they will be determining the election.
How much power do these stupid voters have?
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>I guess I must be stupid.
Do you consider yourself a Paste Eater or a Tiger Petter?
>I guess the neo-commies assume that anyone who doesn't drink the Obamunist kool-aid must be stupid.
Assumptions are tricky things. For example, you apparently assume that anyone who supports Obama is a neo-commie. And what is this obsession with Kool Aid?
>I guess every generation needs to learn a difficult lesson the hard way.
Damned straight! In 250 words or less, describe the lessons you have learned from the presidency of George W. Bush.
Keep on needling the Chubs fans and you will see why White Sox fans can't stand them. They're whiny cry babies who can't stand it when no one else will mention their precious team when discussing good ones and when people make fun of them when they repeatedly choke. There's no shame in being a fan of a crappy team. Just quit faking that they're good.
More importantly, those who are undecided in the election, probably are because they don't see the point in choosing between a giant douche and a shit sandwich.
I'm decided. I'm voting Libertarian. Yes! There are more than two political parties in this country! You don't have to vote for a democrat or a republican. The American people need to demand more. Minimize the State!
They may be "polar opposites" as someone said earlier but Obama is a marxist and cavorts with terrorists while McCain has promised we're not leaving the middle east any time soon. Giant douche and shit sandwich.
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@Scott M – God dammit! Make up yer dang mind. Which beverage am I supposed to drink, wine or Kool-Aid?? I am sick of this flip-flopping on the beverage issue.
There is no such thing as a Cub "fan". They all just join the bandwagon win the Cubs are doing well and buy a bunch of merchandise and overpriced tickets to fit in.
Rednecks for Obama drink home fermented Kool-Aid. Mmmm.
Sox fan are such haters. Sox Fans wake up in the morning to see if the Cubs lost, before they see what the Sox did the night before. Sox fans never went to a game before 2005, and they barely watched it on tv. They were to busy getting a tattoo or at a wrestling match or trying to pass a test for their GED. Cubs Fan are loyal, unlike Loser Sucks Fans.
Perhaps the most brilliant of many brilliant satires. Bravo John, John, and your impeccable writing staff!
George Bush and "Dirty" Dick Cheney want people to vote for thier cousin Barrack Obama so the White House stays in the fsmily.
Turns out, he's a distant cousin of both Dick Cheney and George Bush.
The vice president's wife, Lynne Cheney, announced her discovery yesterday while hawking her new book, "Blue Skies, No Fences," on MSNBC.
When asked if she would support Hillary Rodham Clinton because she is a woman, Lynne Cheney said, "I have to admit to a certain bias here . . . Dick and Barack Obama are eighth cousins."
The Chicago Sun-Times revealed the genealogical link in early September, claiming that the shared ancestors were Mareen and Susannah Duvall, 17th century immigrants from France.
George W. Bush and Obama, meanwhile, are 10th cousins once removed – linked through a 17th century Massachusetts couple, Samuel Hinckley and Sarah Soole, according to the Sun-Times.
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