John Cleese's "Ode to Sean Hannity"
Last night, on The Countdown, Keith Olbermann recited a special poem for Sean Hannity that was written by none other than Monthy Python's John Cleese…
Ode to Sean Hannity
by John CleeseAping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You're a profanity
Hannity
You can see Olbermann's reading here on MSNBC's site (at about the 2:40 mark).
You know, it's kinda funny. Just the other day, I wrote a poem for Sean Hannity, too. It just came to me while I was watching Fox News after the last debate…
Poem for Sean Hannity
by Dennis DiClaudioHey, Sean Hannity
Fuck you
Mine's got more of a beatnik feel to it.
Cleese's is better.
Update: Your poems are already waaaay better than mine, so I'm gonna open this up. Drop your own Hannity-inspired poems in the comments, and I'll pick out a few of my favorites to post. Thanks.
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Before the sun goes down… Fuck you too Hannity. Sorry.
Cleese's poem kind of makes me want to sing the name song. FeeFieFoeFannity- Hannity.
Dennis ("There's some lovely filth down here") DiClaudio's is real poetry. Essence, distilled. Almost haiku. And eternal.
My Ode to Sean Hannity
by Punditphilia
On Fox you're a hero,
to the rest of the world you're a zero.
You're a waste in my panty
you bigot Sean Hannity.
Dennis, your poem has a very Ogden Nash quality to it. http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/ogden-nash.html
Gushes daily for the GOP
Fawns over their VP nominee
Has no journalistic integrity
Only Colmes is a bigger heinie
Hannity Haiku Challenge – Let's see some good stuff!
Fat, stupid bigot
Vomits right wing talking points
Fuck you, Hannity
Angry wing nut child
Dons scary journalist mask
Ass wipe fools no one