Comments on: John Cleese's "Ode to Sean Hannity"

By: JohnnyRussia

JohnnyRussia — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:03:21 +0000

Dennis DiClaudio's "Poem for Sean Hannity" is an instant classic.

Mine is called "If Sean Hannity Was In the Crosswalk, I Wouldn't Stop."

It's a work in progress…

By: Not Fooled

Not Fooled — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:32:46 +0000

Oh Sean, come on…

Your debates are one-sided and your facts are misguided.
My disgust is quickening as your smugness is sickening.
Spreading fear to the illiterate seems fun to you – isn't it?

Just talk right over your invited guest,
as they start to say something you don't think best…
A quick jab of sarcasm and a right hook cliche,
No opposing views on your show today.

Only your cronies, both well-fed and bony (see Rush and Coulter),
or a pat on the back by your parallel hack (see O'Reilly),
or a loud "I concur" from the criminal cur (see Rove),
get their chance to speak. Others lose – can this really be news?

Oh Sean, come on…

By: Leftie Ma of 4 Lefties

Leftie Ma of 4 Lefties — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:21:43 +0000

TO BE ,OR NOT TO BE, OH YES OH TO BE A ASSHOLE

ODE TO HANNITY AND CRY BABY GLEN BECK AND THE OTHER ASSHOLE IRISHMAN O'RIELEY
PS IM IRISH

By: Rob Kunkle

Rob Kunkle — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:58:19 +0000

So typical of Lefties
Your hate has no heft-ies
Just name calling and ignorant rants
Debate on the issues and facts
Not just immature cracks
Perhaps you could learn if you listened
P.S. Can any of you locate Iraq on a map?
Name a Supreme Court Associate?
Name the VP?
"Yes, we can" (bankrupt a country)

By: Jean Adams

Jean Adams — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:52:54 +0000

I'm a poetry buff, now. But, please, Danknuggets, don't insult the Irish and kitty cats (it's pus, not puss). I doubt either would claim a connection with Hannity. By the way, my offering:
Hey, you!
Hannity!
Now, it's My country,
Too!

By: chicka

chicka — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 05:28:04 +0000

America is the best country
In the whole damn world,
If you don't agree with me commie,
Your entire family I'll scold.

If you can't see the glory
Of that red white and blue
That must mean yer a terrorist
And a secret muslim too.

Now give me that mic,
And turn on Camera Three
Cuz there's no way I'll bear
Being out-Nielsened by Colbert.

By: danknuggets

danknuggets — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:07:12 +0000

you irish prick,
you make me sick
with your conservative talk.
open your mouth,
and insert a sock.

we'd all be clappin
but it will never happen,
which does not surprise us.
you look like a balloon,
filled with puss.

By: Tim Howard

Tim Howard — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:57:51 +0000

Sean Hanity Weeps
America is Cheering
I'll get a tissue

By: Joe Bama

Joe Bama — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:36:58 +0000

I'd like to see Sean
Mowing the lawn
In widescreen Technorama
I'd like to see Sean
Mowing the lawn
Of the White House for Mr. Obama

By: Cube

Cube — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:11:19 +0000

At times I think of dead puppies
To go that extra mile.
Hannity works just as well
Unless I upheave bile.