Of Course There's a Sarah Palin Sex Doll
Once you get your hands on the Sarah Palin porno, you're obviously going to want to watch it with a friend, right?
Well, if you're finding them in short supply like me, fear not, because a company called Topco Sales has created the This Is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll. I assume it's named as such to avoid libel suits and confusing Todd Palin.
And like, all great masturbatory aids, it comes complete with a press release…
The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you — and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.
"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy — having been manufactured in China and all," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales."
I'm sure the doll is nice, but the hair on my Joe Biden sex doll is much more authentic-looking.
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I wish i could get dolls for all four -Biden, McCain, Obama. They'd make great Voter Night party props.
Or a very surreal tea party.
Of course, this puts a whole new spin on the concept of "vetting the candidate".
I'll only buy one if they can program it to call me a radical leftist domestic terrorist. Sorry, but that's how I like to get down.
Take the poll from the manufacturer's discussion board.
http://www.topcosales.us/forums/default.aspx?g=posts&t=17
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Ugh finally, now I can dispose of my makeshift Palin Doll that I constructed solely out of shoe soles and bubble gum. I am buying three!
I bet Pat Buchannon was first in line to buy one of these. Ooops nope I forgot about how John McCain was just staring at Palin's ass the whole time she was making her very first speech, when he announced her as his running mate. If you don't believe me just go to YouTube and check it out. So John was first and Pat was second in line to get one. Of course that was after they refilled thier prescription for Viagra….
None of the links show where to actually buy this:
here you go, smarter than the original:
http://racy.com/it-s-not-sarah-palin-doll.html
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