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October 10 at 2:49PM

Who Still Votes Republican?

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

In today's New York Times, conservative columnist David Brooks laments the GOP's gradual estrangement of large swaths of the electorate over the last two decades…

The Republicans have alienated whole professions. Lawyers now donate to the Democratic Party over the Republican Party at 4-to-1 rates. With doctors, it's 2-to-1. With tech executives, it's 5-to-1. With investment bankers, it's 2-to-1. It took talent for Republicans to lose the banking community.

Conservatives are as rare in elite universities and the mainstream media as they were 30 years ago. The smartest young Americans are now educated in an overwhelmingly liberal environment.

That's a lot of people, to be sure, but there are still some professions that reliably vote Republican…

* Unemployment office clerks

* White bespectacled female SNL and Mad TV aspirants

* Coat-hanger importers

* Flag-draped coffin moguls

* Flop sweat distillers

  1. -Lawyers who represent people of Mid-Eastern descent. (Muslims and fake Muslims)
    -Makers of Jesus Wafers.
    -Bodybag producers.

    by gadfly October 12th at 12:42AM
  2. *people named Bo
    *people that drink busch

    by scooternewt October 12th at 2:43AM
  3. Bob L: why do all the professionals hate america as u said? i dont think its always like that. They hate the republicans and they support the democrats why? Coz they are educated and well iformed whereas most republicans make a lot of noice coz they are empty vessels they only think of war. We dont need usa soldiers to be sent to the gallows of iraq and afghanstan. Life is too precious. We need barack, the peacemaker, we need all usa soldiers to be sent back home not to fight silly war and dangerous wars

    by tafadzwa charamba October 12th at 3:13AM
  4. I am glad you are ready to welcome The Dark Prince TAFADZWA. The rule of the Antichrist shall be pure rapture. Obama 08 The lawyers have been with the Dark Lord for some time btw.

    by The Shape October 12th at 12:32PM
  5. The shape: obama is not a dark prince as u call him, u want him to be but he is not and i dont think he we ever be one. What proof do u have he is the rising antichrist? What of osama and mugabe?I am not a racist but just 4 interest sake are u black or what? Male or female? And hw old are u?

    by Tafadzwa L. Charamba October 12th at 3:27PM
  6. Obama is The Dark Prince. The Antichrist is rising and I'm voting for him. Just as long as we are both voting for him, at this time it matters not what the reason is.

    by The Shape October 12th at 8:06PM
  7. You forgot "ASSHOLES".

    by MC5 October 12th at 9:49PM
  8. by jd October 13th at 12:09PM
  9. Stop crying you bunch of pussy liberals, your savior Obaby will win and you can all blow up a police station or two with him and his friends.

    by jd October 13th at 12:15PM
  10. People who can't think for themselves. Mob mentality conservatives. Everyone at Fox news.

    by T.Ruth October 13th at 1:24PM
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