October 13 at 3:07PM
Barack Obama is a Dildo
Now that you've got your very own Sarah Palin sex doll, you can't just leave her at home all alone. Plastic effigies get so lonely and bored so easily.
So, obviously, you're gonna need to pick up one of these new Barack Obama dildos…
He stands 7½ inches tall, nearly 2 inches in diameter, with a golden color and firm, smooth feel. Made in the USA from the finest TPR rubber, phthalate-free, waterproof, with no batteries required. The Head O State will stand upright and last the whole night through.
Not recommended for the dishwasher or for use by children.
Not recommended for children?
But, how else am I supposed to teach "comprehensive sex education" to my toddlers?
(via Fleshbot – NSFW)
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lol, Oh. My. God. First a Sarah Palin porno and doll and now an Obama dildo? Man the XXX industry are getting a kick out of this election man, lol, wtf is up with our country. I bet I can pin-point about 3 of my pals who would more than likely be interested in buying this stuff
"Hard at work for you, all day and all night!"
They should have made it a butt plug, that way it could help loosen us up for the real screwing that will take place if he get elected!
They should have made it a butt plug, that way it could help loosen us up for the real screwing that will take place if he get elected!
but then only republicans would buy em. they are after all the ones who have more gay scandals than the democrats since if you're democrat it's ok to be gay but if you're a republican you have to vote against gay rights, condemn it as immorral and then try to fuck you're 17 year old male intern ala representative foley.
Obama shoud be proud to be a dildo. It's always better to be hard up than down and out like McClown is.
Good thing they taped his ears down! They could do some damage…still I couldn't imagine putting that anywhere near me…I feel as if I have already been screwed by Obama, he destroyed the party that I loved…the democrats will never recover.
Obama can shove it in his Ohole.
Frenchie Cat–you are so so so Right.
Obama as done so much damage to the Dem party–it is disgraceful. but I am sure the Obots can be happy now.
Let me give you guys a few names. You look them up and then get back to me with the age McCain was, how close he really was, and how often he associated himself with these people. Obama has nothing to hide; however, I respect him for not exposing McCain's shady past despite the dispicable inventions he and Palin try to smear Obama with.
Duke Tully, G.Gordon Liddy, Crime Boss Bonnano, Keating, and his own father-in-law. These were his close friends! I mean really close pals!
that is sweett i wanna buy oneeee
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