October 13 at 4:39PM
It's Time for Triumph to Visit a John McCain Event
Here's a new one of those ubiquitous videos of nutty people outside a McCain rally…
These things are fun for the same reason those videos of drunks outside a Bon Jovi concert are fun, except in these the Bon Jovi fans are less thoughtful and eloquent. Also, they think Journey are Muslim-extremist, baby-killing, socialist terrorists who should die.
And sure, they have an unsettling twinkle in their eyes that gives me a bellyache, but they kind of have a point: Oppressive hard-line Islamic radicals and leftwing European socialists are as inseparable as Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora.
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Maybe Nobama's right. Perhaps Indecision 2008 should morph into a right-wing comedy blog. I mean there's a wealth of material. Like… Umm… MUSLIM! HA! God I just pissed myself. What a hoot. Hair plug-jokes 24/7 because, like, no one in the Grand Ol' Party has those. Have you seen the line at the welfare office! GAFFUCKINGFAW! They smell worse than a dead decaying moose Palin doesn't plan on eating. And you have Barney Frank. He does it in private. At least Republicans have the decency to go in a public restroom or text sexy teens. And boy are Dems dumb. I mean they have a few picketers on the side of the road skipping work. Republicans have thousands skipping work to watch an old white man who is just scintillating. Like a Bingo game on Wednesday night. And that one, Obama, has no experience. I mean, aside from kicking McCain's ass from here to Timbucktoo, what the fuck has he done?
Of course, the irony of shouting "get a job!" to those protestors while they, themselves, are standing on line in the middle of the day is completely lost on them.
But, they might all be retired (John McCain's People!!) and what they mean is "Get a job so you can support me!" After all, Social Security IS the biggest welfare entitlement program in the world. We wouldn't want THESE seniors back in the employment pool, now would we?
Seriously, "get a job!" is right up there with "get off my lawn!" for standard crazy-old-person shit, and has been ever since I was a kid. And I'm a pretty old fart.
Crazy kids…
Aw, man, I really thought you had some Triumph kickin' it.
Sarah Palin ran a state with 1/4 of the population of Chicago. I am not impressed.
At least Hilary Clinton made it a contest to the end against Obama. McCain is 8 points behind with 3 weeks left and he’s dropping in the polls, not gaining.
& Nobama, one thing Barak has done in the Senate: he co-authored the new lobbying reform law that requires lawmakers to disclose the names of lobbyists who "bundle" contributions for them.
McCain is no stranger to campaign reform.
mccain does not know anything about campaign climate reform and obama is nice. mccain is a meany and palin is scary mean.
And you're a dumb ass. You forgot to mention that one.
JON BON JOVI for PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RICHIE FOR VP