Levi Johnston is All, Like, Whatever
Sarah Palin's future son-in-law, Levi Johnston, breaks his much-decried media silence to set the record straight with the Associated Press…
Of Barack Obama, he says, "I don't know anything about him. He seems like a good guy. I like him."
Of Sarah Palin, he says, "I just hope she wins. She's my future mother-in-law. She better win."
Of his girlfriend [Bristol Palin], he says, "We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid."
Of his unborn son, he says, "I'm looking forward to having him. I'm going to take him hunting and fishing. He'll be everywhere with me."
Of his appearence at the convention, he says, ""At first, I was nervous. Then I was like, 'Whatever.'"
At first, I was interested in this. Then I was like, "Whatever."
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Levi is so clueless… He knocks Bristol up and then wonders why the Palins hate him so much? What an idiot… her parents were simply watching out for their daughter and trying to AVOID exactly what happened. Now he uses their animosity to his advantage to make himself look like the victim. Bristol and Tripp are… NOT Levi! If he were a REAL MAN and really CARED, he would not let anything in the way of him fulfilling his responsibilities as a father and husband. But apparently, he's only man enough to become a father, and not a HUSBAND. So that only makes him HALF a MAN. How convenient!
Levi is sexy. I don't know why some magazine doesn't offer him some huge sum to pose for the camera. As a gay man I'd be all over that.
I have long been a fan of your show.
I just watched a video on the Green Party's website with Cynthia Mckinney grilling Rumsfeld. We
are stunned that she is not more popular. Her ticket has more merit than
all the current two party candidates for the major parties. Why is she not
more popular? Why can't the media devote as much time to Ms. Mckinney as
they do to the others? How do we help get her word out? I would like to challenge shows like yours for the thinking viewer and others like
CNN who cater more to the mass viewer give
an hour with Anderson Cooper or Larry King Live or someone who can
help position her as a viable alternative to two sorry, self-indulged
candidates? It would be a crying shame Charlie, if you, with your proven success cannot use your incredible platform to at least give this lady a chance to talk to you in the next week or so.
I hope you will not let us down.
At first, Levi thought about using a condom. Then he was like, "Whatever."
It's a good thing Levi's future in-laws are financially well-off. He sounds so promising himself. And he plans to take his son hunting and fishing and have him everywhere with him. Oh well, whatever. [Shudder] I truly wish this country saw fewer children having children! Not all of them have even marginally functional extended families to help.