Our Soldiers Fought and Died to Give You the Right to Ask Sarah Palin to Speak Up
At a speech in Richmond, Virginia today, Sarah Palin lightened up the mood with a little impromptu Abbot & Costello routine, after some of her supporters in the way back of what must have been a huge crowd started chanting for her to speak louder…
Palin appeared flustered as she stopped reading from the prepared remarks, which were coming across her teleprompter.
"I would hope at least that those protesters have the courage and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right to protest!" she admonished the confused crowd.
Palin's husband Todd tried to put an end to the awkward episode by approaching his wife on stage and telling her, "They just can't hear you back there. That's it."
Palin responded, "OK. I'm doing that," and then continued with her stump speech.
And then she did that. Whatever that is.
For the people up front who could hear her clearly, things made even less sense.
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@Nobama: Mr. Cube to you. You bummed Obama's gonna kick McCain's ass all over the place? Have you meditated to realize you have severe brain deficits? You go on a comedy blog and if your attempt at an Andy Kauffman routine is your aim, it sucks. Like, make it funny which is hard b/c your ticket is a joke.
If you are true to yourself realize, McCain was never tortured in 'Nam. I read that on the internet. It is he who is the Manchurian candidate. His brain was dry cleaned and he has been programmed to destroy the Earth. Some people will say he is nice, but, his "cellmates" thought he was an "elitist snob and abrasive." All he did was play solitaire and not talk to anyone. He also has something Freudian going on with his mother. McCain is trying to turn the whole world Commie. Also, by naylin Palin I was referring to the endless amount of gaffes. The daily ones. The endless ones. Because, she is a low-grade moron. Not unlike you.
"Mr. Cube"? I've read a lot of your blogs. You're not funny. You only think you are. I don't understand where you got an idea like that. Ego no doubt.
This is a "comedy blog"? Now that's funny. Comedian wannabe blog- more like it.
@Nobama: You insult me. You insult the satirists who write here. No wonder you're in the McCain camp. At least y'all are consistent. Consistent assholes. Now, it's one thing to poke at my dreadful attempts at humor, but clearly, don't you think blow up fuck dolls of your wannabe veep are funny? I forgot, you own Comedy Central and know all things hysterical. In fact, you are the penultimate in comedy. If you were a laughing Viagra you'd make the whole world flaccid. For all the criticizing you do of this blog and writers here, you really should go perform an impossible act on yourself. It also points to something quite odd you'd choose this place as your forum to vent and be lame. Probably you were kicked out of the churches where they speak in tongues. You dig at the blog and the writers as well as myself but I wonder, how many things have you had published? I have, but, it was very unfunny and The Library of Congress likes that.
Really what this boils down to is your bitter. You're a bitter hag in dire need of getting laid. You're bummed the Manchurian Candidate, McCain, is getting his old ass handed to him. He's a LOSER. Was that you asking McCain if he was an Arab with the messy hair? And by the way, there is absolute proof McCain was brainwashed somewhere in Asia. Does that argument make sense to you? McCain is erratic. Palin is the Antichrist and she fucked some other dude while married to Todd but that's getting covered up as well. The antithesis to lofty arguments you've brought to this comedic debate.
Bottom line: You're a loser. Better still, you're candidate is and you can't stand it. Bow down to the Messiah baby.
Hey square! In "dire need of getting laid"? Now that IS funny because that's about the only thing that is going right for me right nowadays. It ain't bad at all either. Money's kinda tight, but I'll bet it's not as tight as your Palin blow up doll.
Damn,
Nobama, take a breath man. How many things to you have to comment on in one day.
Why don't you take the time you spend ranting, and spend it formulating a complete thought. You're comments are pure speculation with no real substance. Spreading seemingly unfounded hatred to a group of people who have more than likely made up their minds.
You can put links into your posts, so if you have evidence of your claims, post them. I guarantee, we are not unreasonable. Otherwise, STFU. I mean Christ. You don't even know me and you question my ability to think? What the hell is the matter with you?
If you're half as smart as you're trying to let on, why waste your time here?
Don't knock the Sarah Palin fuck doll until you've tried all three holes. On mine, her face is where her ass is supposed to be.
Ok Danny. I can see you're tired. Let's play again tomorrow okay.
Be relevant. This article concerns high intellect of Sarah Palin.
Hey Nobama (Nobraina, more like it). That nest of hornets you reference has been buzzing the Obama campaign for a long time now. Tens of millions of dollars, and they still can't get anything to stick. Let's really let those hornets loose on this, and see where it gets ya!
Sarah, be vewy vewy careful!!
I have received a ton of anti-Obama emails over the last year that contained patently untrue and, honestly, downright evil and hateful things. Oddly, I have never received a hateful email regarding John McCain, go figure.
He is either squeaky clean (Keating Five, wife number one, girlfriend, dismal voting record on veteran issues) or people who are not supporting him are just not as nasty.
I have chosen not to respond either way…I have simply deleted them.
The McCain campaign continues (with Sarah Palin's full heart and soul) to hammer on the Bill Ayers (60's radical domestic terrorist – Obama was 8 years old) Barack Obama connection.
I say 'be careful, be vewy vewy careful' to John McCain and Sarah Palin.
An investigative report on Salon.com by Max Blumenthal and Max Neiwerth fills in some nastly little blanks.
Eventually, the truth about the Palin's involvement with the AIP (Alaskan Independent Party), Todd's membership (until 2002) and Sarah's recorded speech for its convention last March will become painfully clear and all that mudslinging will have reversed target like a boomerang.
McCain will again have to answer for not vetting this person adequately, and it will be more than just be an embarrasment. That nasty 'ethics' issue will again rear it's head.
AIP was founded by a man named Joe Vogler who wanted Alaska to secede from the United States. The way the South seceded, precipitating the Civil War.
The same Joe Vogler who once said:
'The fires of hell are frozen glaciers compared to my hatred for the American government, and I won't be buried under their damn flag.”
And who also said:
'I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions.”
Mr. Volger's AIP party, it's recent chairman, Mark Chryson and radical right-winger, Steve Stoll had (and continue to have) connections to the Palin's that will not stand the light of day.
So when Sarah Palin says that Barack Obama has ties to 'terrorists who would target their own country',
I say Sarah, be vewy vewy careful!!
Here is the link to that article on Salon.com
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/10/10/palin_chryson/
BE A REAL PATRIOT – USE YOUR ELETIST BRAINS AND VOTE ON ELECTION DAY!!
So are we gonna get "Sarah Palin being stupid" moments daily from now on? Because honestly, that would make the idea of her in the White House still terrifying but at least the idea of the world ending would be slightly eased by a little humor.