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October 14 at 11:06AM

Hayden Panettiere Drops F-Bombs for John McCain

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Here's a fake PSA where the cheerleader from Heroes uses reverse psychology to drum up support for Barack Obama.

When I first started watching this, I thought, "Does Obama still need help with the voting bloc that would respond to a sarcastic web-video starring Hayden Panettiere? Is there a less necessary thing at this point in the race? What's next, an ad starring Cindy McCain directed soley at Todd Palin and Karl Rove?"

But then she started saying "fuck" a lot, which is totally my wiener's Achilles heel. The next thing I knew, I blacked out for an hour and woke up working an Obama phone bank. So, touché, Hayden Panettiere.

  1. Annoying pinhead. I got three seconds in before I stopped the video.

    by Brian from Va October 14th at 11:29AM
  2. She does not swear well. Sarah Silverman could cus her under the table.

    by Tucker October 14th at 11:36AM
  3. I think I know what Sarah Palin's ringtone might be! http://tinyurl.com/47u5at

    by Huffybike October 14th at 11:53AM
  4. If this trend keeps up we will be seeing live sex acts at political rallies.

    hmm

    Go Democracy!

    by Bob L October 14th at 12:11PM
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