October 14 at 5:04PM
The Presidential Debate "Energizing Your Base" Game
The final presidential debate is upon us, and let's face it — we're really beyond a drinking game by now, aren't we?
Everything has been building, building, building for so long that at this point, we just want the climax already. Yeah, you feel us. We're just animals, right? Aw, yeah. Political animals.
So, while drinking can (should?) certainly accompany the action, this game is about building to that climax. Although, we have a feeling you'll find this game just as frustrating as the debate itself:
| If Either Candidate Says This: | Do This with the Person to Your Left: |
| "First of all, I'd like to thank Hofstra University…"
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Eye Contact
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| "Maverick"
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Handshake
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| "Middle class"
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Firm Handshake
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| "He'll raise your taxes"
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Quick Peck on Cheek
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| "It's not that he doesn't care, it's that he doesn't get it"
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Brush of Hand on Thigh |
| "Miss Congeniality"
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Kiss (Mouth)
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| "Health care is a right, not a privilege"
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Tongue
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| "The fundamentals of our economy are strong"
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Over-Shirt Grope
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| "Yes, President Bush would make an excellent Commissioner of Baseball"
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Under-Shirt Grope |
| "Let me start with a shout-out to the Riz, T-Bone, the 785, Shortie K…"
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Hand-to-Gland Combat
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| "Those mouth-breathing, rust-munching, coal-fondlers in Ohio can kiss my ass. Ditto those tobacco-hawking Virginia douche-nozzles…"
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Nether-Region Suckery
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| "My friends, can I even tell you how hard I am right now?"
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"It"
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Jesus Christ, Biden. Could you try not to look like you're coming in your pants when embracing female political candidates?
Mccain you are death riden, the undertakers will be soon laughing all the way to the bank. Old age is catching up with you, leave the young, charismatic, intelligent, charming and enegetic obama to sit on the hot chair because he can. This is the 21st century there is no place for old dead wood like you! We need some one who can lead not dictate. We need peace not war because the barrel of the gun can not save the markets from crushing nor fish out osama bin laden from tora bora mountains in afghanistan.
I created this video playlist of the highlights of the last two Presidential Debates between Mccain and Obama. You can also watch both full length debates as well.
http://www.redux.com/playlist/best_of_the_2008_presidential_debates
With one more presidential debate, and less than a month before the next president is forced upon us with a very poor understanding of who we're voting for I think it's time Indecision 2008 held a debate between the two candidates.
To make it fair (of sorts) I think it should be hosted (moderated) by Steven Colbert, and John Stewart.
I don't know how they normally hold the debates because they bore me to death and the candidates never answer the question they are asked.
I propose they have a three round debate between the two presidential candidates.
Round 1 The Yes or No round. Each candidate is asked a series of questions and without being allowed to thank a hundred people that have nothing to do with the question or ramble on about nothing until we've all forgotten the question they were supposed to be answering all they would be allowed to say is Yes or No. Then we'd all know EXACTLY where they stand on any question put in front of them.
Round 2 The Yelling to Prove Your Point round. Each candidate, not in turn but at the same time rather, would have the opportunity to defend their positions from the first round by out shouting his opponent. Also being allowed to use the round to make whatever point on any subject he felt necessary, or to attack his opponent on any issue past or present.
Round 3 The Explain How Your Going to Keep These Ridiculous Promises Round. I don’t remember much from my American Politics class in high school but it seems to me I remember that Congress passes laws. Not the president. This round of course would be for each candidate to explain how he is going to change welfare, or reform health care or any other ridiculous promise they've made about changing Americans lives since they will no longer be in the position of Congressmen to pass those laws.
WE NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT AND WITH ALL THE STRENGTH AND SUPPORT INDECISION 2008 CAN GET MAKE THIS ONE LAST DEBATE HAPPEN AND FOR ONCE MEAN SOMETHING TO ALL OF US TRULY UNINFORMED AMERICAN'S SET TO VOTE FOR…..WHO EVER SOUNDS COOL BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW ANY BETTER. YET!
The picture of Obama and Michelle being embraced by Joe and his wife brought tears to my eyes.
If getting to "it" only required McCain saying "my friends," the world's population would increase exponentially.
It only happens once every four years. Give me "it", please God, give me an "it".
The biggest question of any future debate is obvious. Who likes dogs better?
Energizing your base, Barack Obama dildoes, Sarah Palin sex dolls, Joe Biden flashing his guns, and John McCain puttering around the stage like my retired neighbor trying to "clean" his garage …. this ain't an election, it's a sex-lection! Come Nov 4, America gonna bring da sexy sexy and show the world it's got spunk.
“Energizing your Base” a.k.a. “Truth or Debate”