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October 15 at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 20 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

20 years ago, a young black atheist lawyer decided to join the Trinity United Church of Christ at a time that just so happened to coincide with his first forays into political life.

And that ended up working out so well for him.

  1. Obama seems to LIVE his life helping people,
    McCain doesn't know how many houses he has.
    Obama married a smart woman,
    McCain married a rich woman with a great plastic surgeon.
    Obama choose Bidden — a solid family man.
    McCain choose Palin — mother with an unmarried pregnant daughter and a gun, who fired a man because he wouldn't fire her ex-brother in law. An angry woman with a gun and PMS as president if McCain dies??? McCain must be smoking something!
    It has been over 200 years of old white men for president.
    The economy is going to ___ in a hand basket.
    Let's take a chance on the half-white man.
    We built this country by being a melting pot of good ideas.
    John McCain can't understand that protecting foreign oil isn't a war it is a police mission — we can't "win" that in Atlanta or LA.
    Obama knows we must stop letting our troops throw their life away to keep Bush's oil reserves safe.
    If John McCain is elected our young people will lose all hope for a brighter future. Even the conventions were telling. Multi-colors, multi-gender, multi-ages at Democratic convention. Old white people at the Republican convention. As an episode of the new TV show said nothing is more dangerous than "old white money". And in case you are wondering, I am an old white woman — just a POOR one thanks to George W. Bush!

    by Grogan October 15th at 9:54PM

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