October 15 at 3:19AM
The Colbert Report: Our Next President will be a P.O.W.
In a speech laying out his economic agenda last week, John McCain called on his fellow prisoners.
John McCain says we're all prisoners. If that's the case, why shouldn't a prisoner lead us?
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the daily show used to be funny, untill they started their communist ,propaganda.you'll notice they never put down the muslim because they love licking black and muslim ass. they are a true anti american bunch of scum. traitors to their country,to the american people,and to christian peoples way of life.they will probably be a big hit to the muslim faith when its a way of life here in america….off with their heads.!!!!!
Who cares about the word when it sounded like Stephen earlier in the show welcomed us to the report, with a "t". What's going on? Didn't he make a fuss about the silent "t" in both Colbert and Report?
deborah that's not a very christian way of thinking you hypocrite!
it's funny how you so called "moral" people are always the most full of shit!!! as for islam becoming a way of life in america it already is and you are showing how stupid you are. freedom of religion is what gives christians the right to be christian just like like it allows anyone who wants to to be muslim. if you don't like that then that makes you unpatriotic, it's one of the beliefs this country was founded on.
I could speechify away the hours, raisn' taxes and plantin flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I could only vote McCain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any prisoner or individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With a bong-hit you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only vote McCain.
Oh, I could tell you why the economy's in the crapper
I could turn on lights with this nifty 'clapper'.
And then I'd suspend my campaign.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I could only vote McCain.
Tracey too funny. I was waiting for the scarescrow from the wizard of oz to come out and finish, "if I only had a brain!"
Deborah Smith – you are a NUT!! Silly KKK member..racisism is soo non christian!! I bet ya you are one of those right-winger-holier-than thow-christian-but-gotta-only-be-white-seak-hile! women huh?? Also for such a "good" christian, you gotta dirty mouth and VERY UNCHRISTIAN LIKE! Maybe you should try some ORBIT Gum..IT will clean up that dirty mouth of yours. Deborah's and Palin's view: Christian= Amaericans, Every Other Religion = NOT AMERICAN!! Dumb..Can you spell D-U-M-B my friends!!
Maybe McInsane thinks he is on the battle front!! What a scarry person! For McInsnane to think that Obama Rally people are calling him (McInsane) a terrorist, arab and muslin..The man has lost it!! I know he why he is using "my friends" cos he is psyczophrenic and forgot his meds and now..you see??? They are all trying to get him..that's it. He reminds me of the Jon Lovitz as the devil, "Yeah, that's the ticket!!" All McInsane needs to do is where the devil costum and ..I know..Sarah Palin can play Gilda Radner's part. She can talk and talk and then say, "Never Mind!"
My friends, Countrymen, Romans!! McInsane!!
Hello.
I like Obama, and will vote for him.
Hey why are you not distributing this free e-book? Are you stupid?
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
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I love your outlook on things, and I especially love last night's word. If you wanna be REALLY cool, come and talk on my private school's web blog during the debate tonight.
http://www.gosaints.org
It'll be worth your while, to at least stop by and look at what a lot more of the students have to say!
I think John McCain has a good chance…. But how long have you been in the closet with John stuart…. Just wondering… Do you have the same writers or after you and John stuart make hot man love do you shrimp boat to see who goes first… thanks
I couldn't help but notice that in the last 15 minutes of Oct. 15's debate a sound bite in which Senator Mccain said "I'm a free trader" that sounded as if he said "I'm a 'free traitor'", which to me is a POW that sells out the US in exchange for release from captivity.