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John McCain: Unholy Death Thing or Orc of Mordor?

So, if you live within 70 yards of the internet, you've probably already seen the comely new picture of John McCain from last night's debate.

And if you haven't, go here. You won't be disappointed.

Once we saw it, we could barely contain our Photoshop reflex. In fact, we were already half way through these images before we even realized what was happening.

Since there was no way we could justify keeping a visceral kind of Photoshop euphoria like this to ourselves, it just seemed natural to pass the savings onto you.

So, here's a nice huge image of the good Arizona senator for you to work with. You shouldn't have a problem isolating him from that practically solid blue background.

When you're finished, upload it to wherever people who don't work for this website upload their images and then drop us a link in the comments below. Then, place your heads on your desk and sit quietly while everyone else finishes their work.

And, believe you me, we'll make sure people see your adorable creations.

Update: We just set up a Flicker page for you to drop your images into. Enjoy.

  1. This is for CJ and ANtonio Sosa:

    http://fightthesmears.com/articles/23/odingasmear
    Everything about Odinga having any relation to Obama is wrong.

    Also, it is erroneous to classify Obama as a Marxist because he supports universal healthcare and progressive taxation.

    by Actuallyfactchecks October 26th at 10:18PM
  2. @antonio Sosa:
    Well, I am not quite sure your comparison has really any relevance: To me it seems as if you describe the republican campaign, definitely from point 3:

    3. Viral emails
    4. Blogs/web forums
    5. Corruption – “Branding the opponent as irredeemably corrupt will provide diversionary slavos” (Note diversionary tactic)
    6. The age issue – “Our core supporters are essentially young people”
    “billboards and leaflets ridiculing the old people“
    “Raila with young people – the promise of a buoyant future.”
    (Note “ridiculing old people” The Obama camp has ridiculed Mccain for his age)
    7. Ethnic Tensions/Violence as a last resort – “To discourage voter participation in hostile areas.” “Use ODM agents on the ground to engineer ethnic tensions in target areas.” (Note threat of race riots in this country)

    The ethnic violence is not as strong as with Chavez but I hear there were just some racists arrested for planning a real bloodbath…!
    So, this is not an argument against Obama. Wether it may even be one for him is probably "in the eye of the beholder".

    by SpottedDog October 28th at 4:53AM
  3. Oye Sosa, pull your head all the way out of your ass, or at least until your eyeballs clear your sphincter, you can wear the rest as a dunce cap. Your Marxist rantings make you sound like idiot.

    It's right wing conspiracy nuts like you that incite the lunatic fringe to act out their stupidity. You won't be satisfied until some uber neo-con goes on a rampage.

    Curate!

    by RayMan October 28th at 9:21AM
  4. there's only one choice worse than mcain/ palin-

    lindy, can you guess?

    by randy October 28th at 10:15AM
  5. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/ajphomie/McPlumbercopy.jpg

    McCain is a little bit too obsessed with Joe the plumber.

    by Aaron October 28th at 6:25PM
  6. http://s187.photobucket.com/albums/x25/heytherehawtstuff/?action=view&current=McCaincreeper.jpg

    haha enjoy

    by some guy... October 28th at 8:59PM
  7. http://s187.photobucket.com/albums/x25/heytherehawtstuff/?action=view&current=mccaincreepa.jpg

    haha i like this 1

    by some guy October 28th at 9:43PM
  8. http://www.flickr.com/photos/31855060@N02/2982989736/

    by Erik Chen October 28th at 11:27PM
  9. http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/84023/McCain-Palin2008.jpg

    by Boris October 28th at 11:58PM
  10. what a loser…

    by leonardo November 4th at 12:17PM
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