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October 16 at 12:23AM

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POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

  1. fdebaluwe: neat statistics!

    by iowagradstudent October 16th at 7:32PM
  2. Zero!? Watchootalkin'bout Barack?

    by Itzy October 16th at 10:02AM
  3. Is John McCain sending out morse code via his blinks?

    by Louis October 16th at 6:33AM
  4. First it was "That One" and now it is Zero. lol, I cannot wait until TDS and Colbert tomorrow, lol

    by Estelle Murphy October 16th at 4:07AM
  5. As is my custom, I analyzed and compared the separate parts of the participants to this debate: bubble graphs of no. and length of words and sentences, word clouds. I added a study of the number of speaking turns of each candidate too. You can find this and more at my Word Face-Off blog. Similar analyses of the previous debates are hyperlinked from there.

    by fdeblauwe October 16th at 3:01AM
  6. What's with McCain's creepy smile while Obama is talking about an important issue? is he just embarrassed? or just senile?

    by talia October 16th at 2:52AM
  7. "Zero?!"……Oh Snap!

    by Talia October 16th at 2:48AM
  8. Well, checked out Joe the Plumber, ya know the guy who confronted Barack. That Joe is really buff. As opposed to the guy in the picture. I wouldn't mind him (the real Joe the Plumber) coming into my kitchen to fix my plumbing any day. Of course he'd get a crush on me, be too steriodal, and I would eventually have to put out an OR on him. Looks like Mr. Clean sans the golden earing. Hot DANG!!! I've alway's had a crush on Mr. Clean! And by the way, the real Mr. Clean died this week. That being said, Barack is the Coolest!!! He served up McCain's ass back to McCain. Man O Man! McCain lost big time. Glad the abortion issue came up to a certain degree. As IF ANY MAN HAS A CHOICE IN THE MATTER OF ABORTION!!! SORRY, DUDES YOU DON'T. WE WOMEN HAVE THE CHOICE OF WHAT OUR BODIE'S WILL PRODUCE! IT'S A DONE DEAL THAT ALL GIRL'S ARE BORN WITH. So If Mr. Clean show's up on my doorstep to fix my plumbing, I'll make sure he wears a condom. Should the condom break and I get pregger's, I'll decide what I want to do! Just like every other girl in the world. Sure, some girls will have the child. That's okay. Some girls wont. That's okay too. It's a choice in this country. Thank heaven's for that. We here in this nation need to keep spreading that knowledge around to the rest of the nations of this world. No more coat hanger shit!
    Sincerely,
    Dizzy

    by Lisa October 16th at 1:23AM
  9. Just wanted to share with you this image, in honor of tonight's debate.

    "What Joe, the plumber really thinks of both candidates."
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/2946373180_c9a6217b11_o.jpg

    Cheers.
    Bastian
    Orlando, FL

    by M Bastian October 16th at 12:43AM
  10. I am totally disappointed. I thought that would be a tribute to Zero Mostel.

    by DaveW October 16th at 12:36AM

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